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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Baby Kris is a twerking fool. I won't hate on that.
    She really is. She sticks her baby booty out and shakes it around, with absolutely no sense of rhythm! Love it.
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    Okay, that song is just awful. That's just not right.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Oh I love that song. It's on 22 Jump Street. Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    She really is. She sticks her baby booty out and shakes it around, with absolutely no sense of rhythm! Love it.
    I don't know how it's possible to laugh and gag at the hilarity/grossness the mental picture I just got from reading your description of Kris twerking - but I just did it. Good Lord.
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    I think that's a typical reaction to anything any of these human cumstains do
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Kim Kardashian cools off in see-through bathing suit in photos from Mexico honeymoon | Mail Online

    Bathing beauty Kim Kardashian cools off in daring see-through bathing suit as more photos emerge from second honeymoon at luxurious Mexico villa
    By Colette Fahy
    Published: 18:17 EST, 18 June 2014 | Updated: 03:05 EST, 19 June 2014

    She surprised everyone by choosing Ireland as her first honeymoon destination with new husband Kanye West and gamely threw herself into outdoor pursuits including cycling.

    But Kim Kardashian got back to what she does best for the second half of her romantic post-wedding vacation.

    The 33-year-old reality star is seen here in more photographs (and bikinis) from her jaunt to Mexico last week, where she enjoyed some poolside action.

    'Kimye' were happily ensconced at the Punta Mita villa owned by Kim's pal, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, and the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star had apparently stuffed her suitcase with plenty of bathing suits for the occasion





    Flawless: Kim Kardashian showed off her slim figure and tiny waist as she soaked up the sunshine on her Mexican honeymoon last week






    Taking the plunge: Kim later swapped her vest for a cleavage baring bikini top



    As Kim pulled herself out of the water following a dip, the world's most famous derriere, barely covered by her swimsuit, was on display for all to see.


    More...




    Kim's tiny waist was highlighted by the cropped vest top, which went diaphanous after her swim.
    She left her long brown hair loose around her shoulders, not worried about getting it wet in the pool.



    The most famous bottom in the business: Kim's considerable assets were firmly on display as she pulled herself out of the pool


    While Kim frolicked in the water her make-up remained flawless and did not budge.

    And even though she and Kanye had the place to themselves, Kim couldn't resist an outfit change.

    While Kanye took a break from the sunshine, Kim kept herself busy by swimming, and sunbathing on the pool lounger.




    And relax! Kim reclined on her sunlounger as she caught some rays at the luxurious villa




    Teeny tiny: Kim's high waisted bikini bottoms could have been unflattering on anyone else but on her they just emphasised her tiny waist





    At one stage the reality TV star jumped feet-first into the water to cool off, holding her nose as she did so.
    And while she may no longer be physically on honeymoon, Kim insisted she and Kanye will 'always be in the honeymoon period'.
    Speaking exclusively to MailOnline at the Cannes Lions festival in France where she attended MailOnlione's party, she said: 'We always say we really like to treat each other like its our birthday.
    'I try to treat him like its his birthday every single day. I think well always be like that.

    'We always try to make life as fun and enjoyable as possible.

    Bikini babe: The new Mrs West may have spent the first part of her honeymoon in Ireland but by the second part she was back in a bikini soaking up the sun




    Her best assets: It's not hard to see what attracted Kanye to the now Mrs West

    'We do travel, and work really hard, when were together and even when were apart, were always on the phone 24/7 just trying to make that time as memorable as possible.'
    And Kanye has been equally gushing about Kim, saying: 'I cant be with any girl but Kim because thats the girl I look at her pictures the most, I get turned on the most.

    Kim gave birth to the couple's first child North one year ago and has said losing the baby weight was 'the hardest challenge of my life'.

    So it's not surprising she was eager to show off her body as she enjoyed her romantic vacation with her new husband.







    Gotta protect the moneymaker: Kim made sure her body was well protected from the beating Mexican sun as she put on some sun tan lotion





    It's a tough life! With a cocktail by her sun lounger and the sun beating down, Kim enjoyed a break after the hype of her wedding



    By August, it had been reported that she had already lost around 30lbs, after putting herself on the low-carb diet that focuses on lean proteins and healthy fats.
    'Ive been doing the Atkins diet, but of course, I have my cheat days,' Kim told UsWeekly in December last year, as she proudly showed off her bikini body.
    And it looks as though Kim has been sticking to her tough work out regime ever since.





    Time for round two: Kim swapped her sheer vest for a plunging black bikini top which could barely contain her assets






    Where's Kanye? While her new husband took a break from the sunshine, Kim managed to keep herself entertained








    Bootylicious: Kim knows how to play up her best physical attributes and looked stunning in her black two-piece




    Indeed Kim even took to Twitter last year to blast reports she had spent $80,000 on procedures to cheat her way to her defined post-baby body.

    The 33-year-old said: 'I am very frustrated today seeing reports that I got surgery to lose my baby weight!
    'This is FALSE. I worked so hard to train myself and eat healthy, I work out so hard & this was such a challenge for me but I did it!!!


    Weight loss; Kim went on the Atkins diet after giving birth to her daughter North one year ago and it didn't take her long to lose the baby weight




    Time out: After a busy few months planning her wedding and a packed week of pre-nuptials parties in Europe, Kim took time out to chill in Mexico last week with her husband




    Hitting back: Kim went on Twitter to hit back at reports that she spent $80,000 on surgery to get back into shape




    Not shy about showing off: Kim often flaunts her derriere, which can rival Jennifer Lopez's for curvaceousness



    She added: 'I'm so proud of my accomplishment & NO ONE will take this away from me with fake reports! Say what u want about me but I work hard & am the most disciplined person u will ever meet!'
    Kim has shared her weight loss progress with her fans every step of the way and in October posted a very revealing snap of herself in a high-cut swimsuit, with the caption 'No filter' attached to her big reveal.
    And Kim's rather revealing 'selfie' went down an absolute storm with Kanye.
    Re-posting the snap on his Twitter page, he wrote: 'HEADING HOME NOW.'

    Going.... Kim held her nose as she jumped feet first into the water to cool down




    Going.... The reality TV star hit the water with a splash but still managed to look stunning




    Gone.... Kim was almost completely submerged, the perfect way to cool down after a lazy day of sunbathing



    Kim also told MailOnline in Cannes on Wednesday that it was surprising each other that kept the romance between the couple alive.
    She explained: 'He seems to be able to get to surprise me and that's hard to do.
    'The fact that he can surprise me is really good.'


    Kim Kardashian cools off in see-through bathing suit in photos from Mexico honeymoon | Mail Online

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    Christ, she looks disfigured.
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    Her waist looks that tiny because her ass is the size of Australia. She does look disfigured
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    NOOOOO! No rerailing! it took us too long to derail it! bring me eye bleach, brain bleach, a chocolate martini and some crisco lube!
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    Kill him.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taedium View Post
    Aloud and allowed do not mean the same thing.

    Aww, good for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    I'll start the popcorn. Who wants a drink?
    I'm in! Vodka, rocks, lime. Heavy butter on the 'corn.
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

    - Mark Twain

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    Please note that I didn't quote anyone so clearly, it applies to nobody...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    She looks like Octomom in some of those pictures.

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    Are there men that find that body attractive?
    Her proportions are unnatural.
    She looks like a sausage.
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    *puts fingers in ears* lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
    Kill him.
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    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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