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    Kanye West Proposes to Kim Kardashian with a Ring the Size of Texas



    Excitable man Kanye West is engaged to wed popular divorcée Kim Kardashian, after presenting her with a 15-carat diamond ring at AT&T Park in San Francisco via Jumbotron in front of family, friends, and a private 50-person orchestra playing Kim's favorite Lana Del Rey song ("Young and Beautiful") as is the style of the day.
    West rented out the baseball stadium, normally home to the San Francisco Giants, in order to surprise Kardashian with the proposal. Kim probably thought Kanye was taking her to AT&T Park for a tedious VIP tour of the facilities ("In the distance, you'll note yet another wheelchair accessible entrance; don't worry, we'll get a closer look at that later.") because he likes to waste time. Little did she realize the only giants in the stadium Monday night (which was also Kim's birthday) would be feelings.
    This will be the third marriage for Kardashian, 33, and the first for West, 36. They are both wack virgins.
    The best and most Kanye West-ern detail of the evening is the proposal message (more of a frantic plea, really) that flashed on the Jumbotron: "PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!"

    Kim accepted and now she has to marry that Jumbotron.
    [Image via Instagram/Clyde Haygood]
    Kanye West Proposes to Kim Kardashian with a Ring the Size of Texas




    I can't really see it that well in the picture, but that ring looks really ugly and tacky. Fitting.

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    Kim looks heavily drugged in that photo.
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    How stupid is the Pleeeaaase maaaaary meeeee? A nice "would you marry me" is so much classier. Oh....nevermind.

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    *sigh*

    Kanye, this is the reason people hate you now. Well, ONE of the reasons. You're Kanye fucking West, you have your pick of the litter- why with this trash???

    On the plus side, once they break up it will be an epic mega-thread for us

    Edited to add: It was nice of Kanye to buy her old ring from Kris Humphries at auction for her, I know it must've had a lot of sentimental value.
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    They have a baby together so I think Kim will stay in this marriage for 172 days.

    If all the rumors are true about ratings being in the toilet, you know PMK pushed Kanye to propose now so she could pitch the wedding to Ryan Seacrest.
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    ^If so, I hope people aren't stupid enough to watch her shit show of a marriage to Kanye after what happened with Kris Humphries.
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    I can't WAIT for these two twats to get divorced. I...NEED...TO...BE...ENTERTAIIIINED!!!!!

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Now they have cursed our ballpark!
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    ^ Haha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dougie View Post


    Courtesy of Kris Jenner
    I love that the photo credit goes to Kris Jenner. Keepin' it real PMK!
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    Can't we keep the kuntrashians to one mega thread. There are too many as it is.
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    Is the engagement ring 'we that do not know anything about fashion just don't get it" Jennifer Aniston Tacky or what?
    That said how long has sandy vag been engaged now?

    PMK must have some good shit on Kanye, Ricco must be so sad now.

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    ^ Maybe it won't make any difference.

    But yeah, PMK wins. I don't think Kanye gets that.

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    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    ^ Waiting for Chloe to get married, huh?

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