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    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post

    1. Seating arrangements were a train wreck, as they are at all weddings:

    "The dinner table was a long marble table. Instead of place cards, they had a team of Italian stone masons engrave the name of each guest into the marble of the tabletop in front of the individual place settings. The job was finished the night before. Unfortunately, the wedding planners had spelled some people’s names wrong. And then, so many people brought entourages, the seating was a disaster. The only people who sat at their own seats were Kim and Kanye."


    Well, here's a picture of the engraved place settings ....




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    ^ I wonder of any of these morons twigged to the fact that their snooty engraved place cards are just headstones without the dates.
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    What a waste of time, money, and marble. Hopefully someone grinds the names off and reuses it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post
    More fuckery-

    “Andrea Bocelli sang during Kim’s processional. The blind opera legend had been asked as a guest, but the wedding planners hadn’t provided a seat for him. He said he’d be happy with a glass of water, and was told after his performance, ‘Thank you, but it’s time for you to get in your car and go home.’”

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    Fucking assholes. He's a humble and allround nice guy and they're a bunch of sissy, narcissistic wank stains.

    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    ^ I wonder of any of these morons twigged to the fact that their snooty engraved place cards are just headstones without the dates.
    When I read that, then saw the engraving, I was shocked, because I assumed it would have been done in a classic or elegant font. Not in the same font they use on prison uniforms and like you said, headstones.
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    Kanye is already in control of the Kardashian empire…

    Kanye West Bans Kim Kardashian From Filming Another Spin-Off
    Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have been married less than a week and he’s already laying down the law when it comes to his new wife’s career. The controlling rapper has refused to allow his reality star bride to film a Keeping Up With The Kardashians spin-off with her sister, Khloé, and momager Kris Jenner is not happy.

    Via RadarOnline reports:

    Jenner had planned for Kim to appear on Kourtney & Khloé Take The Hamptons, a KUWTK spin-off filming this summer in New York, but “There’s no way Kanye was going to allow Kim do it,” an insider told Radar. “It’s no secret how much Kanye dislikes and despises Kim’s involvement with reality television, and there was no way it was going to happen so soon after the wedding.”

    Now, the source says momager Jenner “is furious because she is feeling the pressure from E! and Ryan Seacrest Productions to have Kim on the show instead of her other daughter, Kourtney. The network is afraid that Kourtney & Khloé Take The Hamptons will be a ratings disaster because Kim isn’t going to be a regular on the series.”

    Shooting begins in the next several weeks, and Khloé is currently spending time in New York City with new boyfriend, French Montana.

    Immediately after marrying second husband Kris Humphries, Kim voluntarily decided to film Kim & Khloé Take New York, which chronicled the downfall of her marriage of only 72 days.

    But despite Jenner’s insistence, she won’t head down that path again.

    Meanwhile, Jenner continues to have issues with her new son-in-law, because she won’t allow Kim to be professionally known with the Yeezus rapper’s last name.

    A source previously told Radar, “There is no way Kris would ever give her blessing for the main cash cow of the Kardashian empire, to not continue to use that name professionally,” insisting that she plans to “fight it tooth and nail.”

    With the Kardashian name branded on everything from TV shows to retail clothing stores, it’s not surprising that the momager wouldn’t want her “cash cow” to cash out for her new hubby.

    What’s more, the source added, “In fact, if Kris thought she could get Kanye to change his last name to Kardashian, sheabsolutely would!”

    But that won’t be happening any time soon, and neither will an appearance by Kim on the spin-off show. “Kanye doesn’t want her doing anymore reality television than she is contractuallyobligated to do,” the source explained. “If Kim does agree to film, it will likely be without Kanye’s knowledge beforehand!”

    The reality show is where Kim makes her money since the number of her paid appearances seem to be dwindling and the clothing line is not selling as well as she hoped. However, If Kanye gets his way, Kim will be reduced to taking selfies, parading around town in designer outfits he picks out for her, and forced to spend time with Ignori.

    - See more at: Ho Sit Down: Kanye Bans Kimmy Cakes From Filming Another Spin-Off And Momager Kris Goes HAM! « | Bossip

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    Kanye is slowly going to destroy the Kardashian business with his ego and temper-tantrums. Kris thought he would be great for business, just one big dollar sign ... and he is becoming the opposite.

    This is the beginning of the end....... I hope
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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    They'll be married until Kim gets bored and the attention dies down, and then Kris will start planting stories in all the tabs about how abusive Kanye is and how Kim is such a martyr and has tried to be strong for North but has no choice but to leave him. They'll have a divorce, splashed all over the tabloids with articles in which Kim is heavily portrayed as a victim and a "source close to the couple" reveals what a raging drug addict and asshole Kanye is, and then Kim will move on to her next piece and start the tabloid/wedding pony show all over again. North will be trotted out for photo ops during the split to show what a great mom Kim is, and then quickly dismissed to the nannies again once the attention dies down.
    It won't be hard Kris to convince the Lardassian fans and others that Kanye is indeed an abusive nut bag. His past erratic behavior will make it easy for her.

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    I would like to see Kris try and go against Kanye. No one can beat Kanye's ego, he will destroy Kris. lol
    Maybe not, but she has the mentally unstable angle, plus the gay rumors. It's gold to Kris.

    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post
    More fuckery-

    “Andrea Bocelli sang during Kim’s processional. The blind opera legend had been asked as a guest, but the wedding planners hadn’t provided a seat for him. He said he’d be happy with a glass of water, and was told after his performance, ‘Thank you, but it’s time for you to get in your car and go home.’”

    http://www.vanityfair.com/vf-hollywood/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-wedding-insider-account?mbid=social_twitter


    Best thing to happen to this poor man. Hopefully they gave him a bottle of water before they sent him on his way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post
    The New York Post's "Page Six" today has an extensive dispatch from Kimye's glamorous wedding this past weekend and it is SO. GOOD. So very, very good — you'll almost feel like you're there with Kimye et al, like the awkward guest in the 11th row who came mostly because attending a destination wedding gave you an excuse to travel and/or snap photos with the legit celebrity attendees.

    It's absolutely worth reading in full, but here are the bestest of the best parts, and some appropriately crazed Kardashian GIFs to accent them:

    1. Seating arrangements were a train wreck, as they are at all weddings:

    "The dinner table was a long marble table. Instead of place cards, they had a team of Italian stone masons engrave the name of each guest into the marble of the tabletop in front of the individual place settings. The job was finished the night before. Unfortunately, the wedding planners had spelled some people’s names wrong. And then, so many people brought entourages, the seating was a disaster. The only people who sat at their own seats were Kim and Kanye."


    2. Also carved from marble, a bunch of sure-to-be-creepy life-size nude statues:

    "Four days before the wedding, they ordered 30 life size nudes to be made from black marble... but 10 of them fell apart, another 10 were too damaged in transit to put out, and of the remaining 10, four were missing their heads. They were put out around the dinner tables."





    3. Perhaps creepier still, though? The toilet situation:

    "The biggest decorative element of the wedding was a giant gold box, 15 meters tall, which contained the bathrooms. It was situated right next to the dinner tables at the reception with a bar in front of it. According to one Italian, “Their toilet was the star of the show.” The Italians named it the Torre di Bagni Oro – translation: The Gold Toilet Tower."


    Note: 15 meters is basically 50 feet, and even by Kimye standards, a 50 foot-high Porta Potty seems a little much. So this might be a slight translation snafu, but let's remain hopeful everything else is accurate, because it's too great not to be.


    4. Kanye had his priorities in order, naturally:

    "Two hours before the wedding, Kanye decided he didn’t need the 80 moving lights that he had ordered installed to light the dance floor and the party, declaring, 'I’m in the center of this party, and I’m the only one people need to see. The rest of these people don’t need lights on them.”' The lights, which had taken four days to install, were all removed."





    5. And an aesthetic to uphold:

    "[Also] when Kanye saw the 100,000 Euro audio system, described by one producer as the single best system in Europe, he said he didn’t like the look of the speakers and wanted them to be invisible. He said that 'You Italians don’t understand my Minimalist style.' So he had the entire system pulled out as the guests were arriving, and his wedding music came from an iPod until after dinner."



    6. Here's why you should never invite children to your wedding:

    "As for the guests: Will Smith‘s son Jaden wore a white Batman costume and ran around like a chicken with its head cut off... batting glasses off the tables whenever he came to an empty seat, smashing them on the ground. Vogue Italia’s editor in chief Franca Sozzani was getting irritated because he kept coming up behind her and throwing his cape over her head."



    7. And here's why you should always remain punctual, and/or water down the liquor:

    "People arrived at the ceremony several drinks in, they had served several rounds of cocktails to the guests who waited for Kim who was 25 minutes late to the wedding. In the time between ceremony and dinner, one woman in her 50s was so drunk that she collapsed. An ambulance arrived and just as the medics got to the guest, a Justin Bieber fan, who had climbed up to the top of the Belvedere tower hoping to catch a sighting of [the singer], fell. As the Bieber fan was seriously hurt, they triaged the drunk guest, left her lying on an ottoman and went off to take care of the fallen fan. The drunk woman spent the rest of the night passed out on the ottoman."



    8. Finally, a Jay Z mention:

    "And the most prominent wedding gift was a giant bottle of Chianti, which had been dipped in gold, the cork replaced with a diamond, a gift from Jay Z (a no show)."



    It's entirely possible Beyoncé didn't send a gift, period.

    8 Crazy Hilarious Details From Kimye's Wedding Festivities - Cosmopolitan
    What a cluster f*ck of amateurs. And by amateurs I mean Kanye.

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    I must see the life sized black marble statues. MUST SEE! With and without heads. Wonder if they are minimalistic and have no penis'??

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    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding kiss Instagram photo most 'liked' post ever | Mail Online

    The kiss that launched 1.9m clicks: Photo of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West locking lips at Italian nuptials is most 'liked' Instagram post ever

    By Heidi Parker
    Published: 09:21 EST, 30 May 2014 | Updated: 11:30 EST, 30 May 2014

    Their wedding was full of maxims, from most expensive (the nuptials cost north of $12m) to most over the top (a gold toilet and marble statues reportedly dominated the scenery of the reception).

    On Friday The Hollywood Reporter added another: that Instagram photo of Kim Kardashian kissing Kanye West in front of a wall of white flowers is the most 'liked' ever.
    The snap 'received more than 1.9m likes since it was posted May 27, passing the 1.8m likes that Justin Bieber's photo with Selena Gomez has garnered in the past five months,' the site claimed.


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    That kiss: This wedding photo Kim Kardashian posted of herself being kissing by new husband Kanye West in Florence, Italy on Saturday is the most 'liked' photo ever on the site


    That PDA post was not the only shot Kim shared from her big day attended by 600 guests.
    The beauty - who was spotted in Prague on Thursday with her new husband - also added a shot of the couple holding hands as they walked down the aisle. That image received more than 1.5m likes.
    Instagram, which is owned by Facebook, is also where several members of the 33-year-old reality star's wedding guests went to post their shots from the big event, which was first believed to be held at the Palace Of Versailles but eventually took place at the Belvedere Fort in Florence.


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    This went over well too: The 33-year-old beauty holding hands with West as they walked down the aisle got 1.5m likes


    Read more: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding kiss Instagram photo most 'liked' post ever | Mail Online
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    I wish someone took a picture of the 50ft porta-potty. That falls into the "gotta see it to believe it" category.

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    Her makeup artist for the wedding posted on Instagram what he "used" on Kim.
    It is Urban Decay, L'Oreal, and Kardashian products.

    People are filling his comments up with calls of bullshit.
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    ^^^ if the makeup artist said Bondo and Kelly-Moore, it would have been more believable ....

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    And don't forget spackle.
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    6. Here's why you should never invite children to your wedding:
    "As for the guests: Will Smith‘s son Jaden wore a white Batman costume and ran around like a chicken with its head cut off... batting glasses off the tables whenever he came to an empty seat, smashing them on the ground. Vogue Italia’s editor in chief Franca Sozzani was getting irritated because he kept coming up behind her and throwing his cape over her head."
    he's 15 years old. He's not a fucking child. My 5 year old wouldn't dream of trying that shit.

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