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    Can't she just disappear before her big fat wedding day? There must be ONE thing she has to do that Kanye isn't arranging for her.

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    She clearly forgot her Spanx. Ugh. 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag.
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    The Mail is such a joke. The bitch did not take a tumble. It is a damned photo shoot. A very bad photo shoot.
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    I'm sure her faux fat ass cushioned her faux fall.

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    Please, she is practising for when she sees Kanye later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    I'm sure her faux fat ass cushioned her faux fall.
    I hope the pavement wasn't hurt under it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    I'm sure her faux fat ass cushioned her faux fall.
    She could survive parachute failure by landing on her fat ass.

    Additionally, if she could work out a way to harvest her swampy-stank, she could bottle it and sell it as chemical weapons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stereo Inferno View Post
    She could survive parachute failure by landing on her fat ass.
    Truly. It's a damn miracle the back of her head even touches the ground when she's on her back.
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    she's like one of those dumpy see-saws!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Is that lard bucket imitating Audrey Hebourn in here or are my eyes deceiving me?
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    Your eyes, like the rest of you, are perfect.
    Last edited by sluce; April 16th, 2014 at 04:12 PM.
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    Thank you,darling..this is really offensive though..if i was Audrey,s family i would sue the bitch.
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    She's an embarrassment to women.

    ETA: But I hope she continues to make it bigger.
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    The resemblance is uncanny.

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