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    Elephant probably thought she was his Mom

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    The ass would definitely be confusing.
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    I think Burger King would be the perfect venue for this wedding.
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    Thailand is my home away from home. Thailand saved my sanity when my mum died. I found the most beautiful retreat there and I really want to live there for a month or two every year in the next couple of years. Sure, it's got its bad parts, such as child prostitution and horrendous punishments for smoking a joint... Oh and using a baby fucking elephant to film a lame reality TV show.... (I adore elephants. I have elephant tattoos, that's how much I love them. Wassup Ganesh )

    But when I saw that this gaggle of fucktards were taking in all the lame sights, visiting McTemples and power water sports, my heart sank. And all I can do is hope that Kum is attacked by a lady-boy Kum impersonator and Kris gets caught smuggling heroin in her vagina and is sentenced to death.
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    That would be a real boost to their show's ratings.
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    Going West! Kanye arrives back in Los Angeles following promotional trip to China

    By ARCHIE RICE
    PUBLISHED: 08:16, 2 April 2014 | UPDATED: 09:49, 2 April 2014


    It would have been like a trip back to his childhood.
    However, despite visiting the same continent as his fiancée Kim Kardashian and their daughter North, Kanye West headed back to Los Angeles on Tuesday.

    The jolly rapper had been in the Far East promoting the new line of Adidas shoes he has designed.



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    Enter the Kanye: West looked excited to be back in Los Angeles on Tuesday following a promotional trip to China

    But it will have been an extra special trip for the amiable star, as he spent a year in China when he was 10-years-old.
    As a boy, the hip-hop star was taken to Nanjing, where his mother Donda was teaching English to locals as a Fulbright Scholar.
    Kanye, 36, was looking in good shape at LAX Airport in a brown casual jacket, T-shirt and unflatteringly baggy leather trousers.
    The musician has previously boasted about how living in China prepared him for the superstardom that lay in his future.


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    Reliving his childhood: He will have enjoyed venturing to the Far East as he spent a year there as a youngster



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    Fashion icon: But Kanye had obviously dressed for comfort rather than style going by this ensemble



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    Needing to catch some Yeez: The jolly star looked rather tired as he sauntered around LAX


    He said: 'I think being in China got me ready to be a celeb because, at that time, a lot of Chinese had never seen a black person.
    'They would always come up and also stare at me, fishbowl me and everything. And that’s kind of the way it is for me right now.'
    However he also admitted it was difficult for him to adjust to the new culture.
    He said: 'I used to say something in Chinese that I just knew by instinct meant "get away!" They’d rub your skin. They’d ask you how old your mother is.
    'I went to school there but it was hard because I didn’t speak Chinese that well.'
    Kanye's arrival back in California suggests he won't be joining Kim and North in Thailand, who are currently filming with her family for Keeping Up With The Kardashians.



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    Must Kar-dash: No doubt the hip hop favourite was looked forward to being reunited with fiancee Kim



    Read more: Kanye West arrives back in Los Angeles following promotional trip to China | Mail Online


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    Gawd he is so fuggenugly.
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    Bitch be soooo fug. Funny, I never really noticed back when I enjoyed his music. College Dropout was amazing.
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    The very definition of a glum cunt.
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    i like the bit where it says he looks excited.....he has the same dumb expression on every photo

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    Are those parachute pants he's wearing, minus the zippers? Or did he borrow LeAnn Rimes' constantly-used leather performance pants?
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    He doesn't need to borrow leather pants. He invented them, or so he claims.
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    Was just at the store. Cover of The Star says Kim's wedding disaster! 105 guests rsvp "No"; wedding planner quits over diva demands; 20 fittings and Kim still hates the dress; Kanye tormenting Kim over her weight plus they are in couples therapy already


    LOL LOL

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    LOL Hope every word is true.
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    Well she is a heifer, so I believe erry word
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