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    Sounds like something my ex would have tried to talk me into.
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    [QUOTE=Dorahacky;3179181]Burger King Offers To Cater Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Wedding


    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may be bestowed with a royal feast on their wedding day -- if Burger King has anything to do with it.

    A report circling in U.K. tabloids recently claimed that West bought Kardashian a chain of 10 Burger Kings in Europe to help make her "a real international businesswoman."

    “As always, Kanye is thinking outside the box when it comes to gifts for Kim," a supposed source told the Daily Star. “She owns all the jewels anyone could ever want, so he is taking the practical route by investing in businesses for her instead. He knows the fast food industry is reliable and lucrative, plus BK is international so he thinks it’s the perfect fit for Kim."

    While we find it a little hard to believe the rapper actually chose a bunch of burger joints as a wedding gift for his bride-to-be, Burger King was happy to play along.

    "Burger King Corp. is familiar with the recent news stories regarding Kanye West and Kim Kardashian," a company spokesperson said in a statement to NME. "We are unaware of any purchase of BURGER KING® restaurants made by either Mr. West or Ms. Kardashian, but we're available to cater the wedding!"

    Although Kardashian might be a Carl Jr.'s fan and West put his money behind Fatburger, it's hard to turn down a Whopper.





    LOL -- Kanye has made Kim the Burger Queen.......or would that be Burger Kween?

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    [QUOTE=Angeli;3179251]
    Quote Originally Posted by Dorahacky View Post
    Burger King Offers To Cater Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Wedding

    You know what would make their wedding even more classy? A super classy dress like this:

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    That's way too modest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flygirl View Post
    Oh my gosh, look at the door frame that curves in with "her" waist. That's horrible. Like something you'd see on Epic Fail.



    I know this is old news, but I just discovered an app called "Beauty Camera" that lets you slim your body or give yourself a "facelift" by swiping your face upward to make it look smaller, and swiping your body inward to make it look thinner. And yes it will distort objects around you if you don't swipe carefully.

    I have no doubt this app, or a similar one, is what Kim used. When her rebuttal stated "photoshop lies" she was being technical, again, like she always is with her lies by omission. She didn't technically use the Photoshop program on her cell pic - she just used another one. Notice her denial didn't state she didn't alter the picture, just said it was sad there were "photoshop lies."
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    Burger King?! Kuntye is so tacky.

    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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    I think it was a genius move - Kim can save a bundle by using the left over fryer oil to keep her 'natural' arse bubblicious.
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    ^^I thought she only uses Krisco?
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    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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    She could give jobs to all the fam!

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    I hear her brother is in need of a gig after the sock thing flopped so badly. ^^^
    "Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at the bowling alley."

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    They are the very definition of money not being able to buy class.
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    The elephant it NOT THE ONE.
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    How sad that the elephant got so scared it felt like it needed to run away from Kim.

    Wait...
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    The elephant was going for her extensions!

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