We'll just spread the word that she's boring in the sack, with a vadge so wide open and cavernous that a team of miners could walk through with pick axes.
And then there's the herp...
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"Excuse me, Sir, but I have a digestive crisis and must focus on the suppression of its expression. "
I can just see it now: a reality show called "Friday Night Waffle House Fights". Hosted by Kid Rock and starring all your least favorite has beens
Pam's ex's alone could make up that cast -Scot Baio, Tommy Lee, etc. A veritiable B List of everyone (Including Hasselhoff) except Gary Coleman. Each week they could complete for the favours of "Past Her Prime" Pammy.