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Thread: Kelly Osbourne: ‘I do want babies, but I don’t want a great big vagina’

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    Nobody told me in the late 80's/early 90's that having a baby would make my vagina ginormous. I'm not offended or even bothered by what Kelly said, I happen to like her even though she makes me cringe sometimes, but I am just befuddled about this vagina thing. I have never heard of anyone worrying about this until the last couple of years. Like Brandi Glanville asking Special Eddie about her vagina, and him insulting it. It just makes me cock my head like a dog hearing a high-pitched noise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Nobody told me in the late 80's/early 90's that having a baby would make my vagina ginormous. I'm not offended or even bothered by what Kelly said, I happen to like her even though she makes me cringe sometimes, but I am just befuddled about this vagina thing. I have never heard of anyone worrying about this until the last couple of years. Like Brandi Glanville asking Special Eddie about her vagina, and him insulting it. It just makes me cock my head like a dog hearing a high-pitched noise.
    Who knows what a big one really is, anyway? There should be some kind of objective test. Like if you are a virginal antique furniture collector and can hold a coffee stirrer up there with the force of a brand-new Dyson, like Taylor Swift, you get a perfect "10". But if a propane tank rattles around in there without touching the sides, like Michelle Duggar, you score a "1" and probable need some kind of scaffolding installed.
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    But, you can't see a vagina unless you get up close, and the more sexually active you are the better work-out your muscles should have, so maybe the Duggar woman should have a tight(ish) one, if she's doing her keegles after each birth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Nobody told me in the late 80's/early 90's that having a baby would make my vagina ginormous. I'm not offended or even bothered by what Kelly said, I happen to like her even though she makes me cringe sometimes, but I am just befuddled about this vagina thing. I have never heard of anyone worrying about this until the last couple of years. Like Brandi Glanville asking Special Eddie about her vagina, and him insulting it. It just makes me cock my head like a dog hearing a high-pitched noise.
    I know, especially when I think that they're talking about the labia not the vagina.... They're all so unrelatable to me now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spinmonkey View Post
    Is this the dawning of the age of the vagina diet? I've never seen bitches so obsessed over how their meat curtains look. It's as if the women's rights movement never even happened. I don't remember thinking even ONCE how my pooter would look after having a child because I was focused ON THE CHILD. Something these self absorbed assholes could never understand, I'm hoping this bitch among others are sterile.
    Airbrushing. It doesn't just stop at smoothing and reducing wrinkles and thighs, it is also being used more and more to present the perfect chuff in porn. Playboy magazine even has rules about what they consider to be acceptable size and shape for labia and anything that doesn't meet their criteria is either rejected or digitally trimmed. Big titties, tiny twat, that's the supposed ideal for porn these days and idiotic and immature people are buying into that bullshit instead of being grateful for being allowed access to what is really just a tiny part of the whole living, breathing, loving and giving woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Who knows what a big one really is, anyway? There should be some kind of objective test. Like if you are a virginal antique furniture collector and can hold a coffee stirrer up there with the force of a brand-new Dyson, like Taylor Swift, you get a perfect "10". But if a propane tank rattles around in there without touching the sides, like Michelle Duggar, you score a "1" and probable need some kind of scaffolding installed.
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