Kelly Osbourne: ‘I do want babies, but I don’t want a great big vagina’

[yanna]

A lot of women feel the way she does about childbirth. It's a pretty scary thing. Still, what a stupid way to phrase it, she's pushing 30 now, won't she ever learn to think a little before she speaks?

[spiffiness]

If she's really that concerned there's this thing called C-section. And doing kegels. And plenty of other things.

Although I love me some batshit Gaga, I'd have to agree with her about appealing to freaks and geeks to further her career. Every time she says "I love my gay fans!" I'm like "Your straight fans' money is just as good, bitch"

[msdeb]

Do you want kids?
“I do want babies, but I don’t want a great big vagina.”

too late, you are already a great big twat

[Kathie_Moffett]

I get it. She's already a huge asshole, so she figures she doesn't need a huge vagina as well.

NICE.

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too late, you are already a great big twat

Exactly!! Just shut. the. fuck. UP, Kelly! Shut it! Ziiiip! Zip it! NOW!!!

[Chilly Willy]

Make her go away, please.

[darksithbunny]

Well me and my big ole vagina are turning around mud flaps and all. Yes, mud flaps. You get those when you get old no matter if you have babies or not. I hope she gets the ones that suction cup to everything.

[rollo]

She's revolting and as for getting a Golden Globe, good luck with overcoming your complete lack of talent or training.

[ConstanceSpry]

Well me and my big ole vagina are turning around mud flaps and all. Yes, mud flaps. You get those when you get old no matter if you have babies or not. I hope she gets the ones that suction cup to everything.

Oh, I can visualize it...all these commando-loving twit's hoo-ha's getting stuck to their chairs at awards ceremonies.

[rphuman]

[Kathie_Moffett]

Pity she can't give birth through her mouth, because that's already big enough to pass a fucking moose. And heaven knows there's probably room in that massive head of hers for an infant, given that there's no brain taking up any space.

[ConstanceSpry]

Well, I can understand her concern. If the kid has a giant head like hers, sex would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway after popping it out.

[spinmonkey]

Is this the dawning of the age of the vagina diet? I've never seen bitches so obsessed over how their meat curtains look. It's as if the women's rights movement never even happened. I don't remember thinking even ONCE how my pooter would look after having a child because I was focused ON THE CHILD. Something these self absorbed assholes could never understand, I'm hoping this bitch among others are sterile.

[nana51]

Well me and my big ole vagina are turning around mud flaps and all. Yes, mud flaps. You get those when you get old no matter if you have babies or not. I hope she gets the ones that suction cup to everything.

I had two children. I didn't have a big ole vagina. Things pretty well went back to normal, (according to my husband). However age is doing a number on it.

[Novice]

Pls stop the over-sharing.

A lot of women feel the way she does about childbirth. It's a pretty scary thing. Still, what a stupid way to phrase it, she's pushing 30 now, won't she ever learn to think a little before she speaks?

jeez! I checked and your right, she's 30 next year. How the fuck did that happen????

[Flygirl]

Never once, in all my pregnancy worries and fears, did the appearance of my post-birth vagina cross my mind. Men don't like it, they don't have to put anything in there. God didn't make the penis the most beautiful organ ever, but you don't see men having any reservations about whipping it out. "woo hoo, honey, look at the present I have for you! Ain't it beautiful?!?"