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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    In Keith's defense, the Swiss clinic blood thing is an urban legend according to Snopes. And Keith also later said that the ashes thing wasn't true. He was, however, a terrible junkie - and if HE says that she needs to get her act together - well THAT should give Amy pause. Here's the legendary junkie Keith Richards telling you that you're a mess...if HE thinks you're a mess, you're a mess.

    And I would give anything to have Keith Richards call me a b****.
    But then he turned back around after denying it and said that he DID smoke the ashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    But then he turned back around after denying it and said that he DID smoke the ashes.
    That does it. He is no longer invited to my house for tea.



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    On my list of people to never take advice from...
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    I love Keith, I can't help it. Crazy people rock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    That does it. He is no longer invited to my house for tea.
    Well, if the tea doesn't have an ashes and 8-ball chaser I don't think he'd come anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Well, if the tea doesn't have an ashes and 8-ball chaser I don't think he'd come anyway.
    Don't I know it. You should have seen it last time. Cigarette butts in the sugar bowl and freebasing off the teaspoons.



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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    Don't I know it. You should have seen it last time. Cigarette butts in the sugar bowl and freebasing off the teaspoons.
    And he probably offered to help clean it up, but then he got high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    And he probably offered to help clean it up, but then he got high.
    Oh, so you've had him to your house, too, then?!!



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    Keith is just pissed off because he's been mistaken for her on the street a few times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    Oh, so you've had him to your house, too, then?!!
    How'd you guess? I got a contact high.

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    Is it wrong to find Keith Richards really attractive?
    Nah, I've harboured a love for him for years but this 'advice' is a joke. He may not be a junkie now but he certainly was one for years and years and years.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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    Wow, what an ass.

    He has taken drugs every day of his life until now and he wants to lecture others???

    You don't need to be TOLD that drugs are bad for you. You can tell right away. So it's not like he was missing some vital info that Amy Winehouse has.
    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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    Oh, I just love how he uses the excuse, "Well, back in my day we didn't know it was bad for you!"

    Give me a damn break.

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    ...says the man who fell out of a tree drunk...

    lol

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    aww...just y'all wait. Keith is going to outlive all of us. All the drugs he's taken have preserved him. He's a human pickle.



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