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    Quote Originally Posted by JadeStar70 View Post
    JFC!!! This one was naked?? Wtf?? Where are all the Keanu stalkers coming from?!?!?

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    I like the guy myself, and think he is hot. But, he hasn't been in much the last several years,....so it seems odd he is getting all these stalkers all of a sudden. Maybe that is their gripe, he hasn't had enough exposure so they are going to him to get it.

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    Leave Keanu alone!




    But seriously, what's with all these stalkers?
    I like the guy/some of his work, but I don't get the obsession...
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    Fess up...which one of you was it? Anyone missing in action?
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    MrsDark, sitting in the library like an amateur... THIS is how it's done!

    Keanu Reeves Has Naked, Second Home Intruder

    It might be time for Keanu Reeves to upgrade his security system.The actor had an uninvited guest stroll into his Hollywood Hills home last week, making it the second intruder in two days.
    Police confirm that Reeves was not home at the time of the incident and that his staff called the cops. Once apprehended, the female suspect was taken in for mental evaluation.
    According to TMZ, the woman entered Keanu's home through an unlocked door. A cleaning crew was supposedly inside the house and left the front gate open, but never flagged the stranger. Apparently, she proceeded to get naked, jump in his shower, and go skinny dipping in the pool. The crew then got suspicious and phoned the 50-year-old actor who called 911.
    The incident came days after Reeves calmly subdued a different woman he found sitting in his house. The John Wick star was awakened around 5 a.m. and investigated a sound he heard coming from his library where he discovered a woman in her mid-40s relaxing in his chair. She said she was there to meet him. He reportedly spoke to her in a calm manner and then dialed 911. Once on the scene, police detained the female and determined she should be placed in a 5150 (involuntary psychiatric) hold. According to reports, Keanu forgot to set his alarm.

    Reeves purchased his home next to Leonardo DiCaprio in 2003. The 5,600-square-foot gated abode has glass walls with ocean and city views, an infinity pool, and at the time, the listing boasted how it had "state-of-the-art security.” The actor described it years ago as "chateau modern."

    "It's got two bedrooms, 13-foot ceilings, and French oak floors," he told the Daily Mail. "It's very rectangular with a lot of straight lines, but there's also a lot of limestone tile. I used stone, glass, steel, and wood."
    Perhaps Keanu should look into giving his residence a beefed up renovation.
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    I wonder if they both got the wrong house and thought they were at Leo's???


    I like him too, but it does seem odd he has 2 stalkers all of a sudden? Maybe we are missing something about him....

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    Quote Originally Posted by deenz View Post
    MrsDark, sitting in the library like an amateur... THIS is how it's done!

    https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/ce...173250430.html
    Getting a serious case of Deja Keanu here....

    Quote Originally Posted by JadeStar70 View Post
    I wonder if they both got the wrong house and thought they were at Leo's???


    I like him too, but it does seem odd he has 2 stalkers all of a sudden? Maybe we are missing something about him....
    I think it's because he has the HOTTEST library.

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    The crew then got suspicious and phoned the 50-year-old actor who called 911.
    Hold the phone, he's 50? *runs to google to confirm*.....Wow....

    Oh hai Keanu! Mrs Dark, do you have that home address handy?



    But seriously though, he's 50?! Like a fine wine that man... with a little bit of botox, not obvious - but just the right amount. Well done sir, well done.
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    It's because he he sits and reads in his library. He's chill.
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    He never had a thought deep enough to cause his brow to furrow.
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