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    He very calmly called 911 and obtusely told the dispatcher cops needed to roll quick.
    I know this is the wrong word to use here, but I can't for the life of me figure out what the right one should be.
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    ^^ Intimated? Hinted? Impressed upon?
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    ^^I dunno, I just can't come up with anything. Obscenely? Abstractly? The stuff I come up with doesn't make much sense, either.

    Journalism is dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorahacky View Post
    I know this is the wrong word to use here, but I can't for the life of me figure out what the right one should be.

    How about " He very calmly called 911 and told the dispatcher cops needed to roll quick." ?
    Sometimes simple works

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    ^^Yes. "Obtusely" doesn't work here. I'm simply lamenting the lack of standards in writing these days.

    Back to important things: Keanu is still quite fuckable.
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    ^^Especially when he's sitting sadly on a bench.
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    I'm guessing that they meant something like "inconspicuously" or in a veiled way so the intruder wouldn't catch on, but who knows.

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    There is something about him. He makes me want to scoop him up and look after him. And fuck him.
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    Keanu did a Reddit AMA fairly recently and talks extensively about books, reading is his main hobby. Definitely made me swoon and look at him in a new light!

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    Yes, I'm sure he's a reader. Just like Marilyn Monroe was
    One day on the set of River of No Return, Robert Mitchum found Marilyn Monroe poring over a dictionary of Freudian terms and asked her why she was reading it. "I think it helps one to be able to talk about ones self". He asked her what she was reading about and she said "anal eroticism" and Mitchum asked if she thought that would come up in conversation. After a few minutes she asked Mitchum "What's eroticism?", so Mitchum patiently explained. A little while later she looked up from the book and asked "What's anal?". Mitchum's stand in couldn't take it and jumped in with "That's the keester".



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorahacky View Post
    ^^I dunno, I just can't come up with anything. Obscenely? Abstractly? The stuff I come up with doesn't make much sense, either.

    Journalism is dead.
    "Obliquely" - in a roundabout way. Said in a manner so that she wouldn't freak out.
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    If he's seducing female intruders, I'm off to buy a plane ticket....
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Yes, I'm sure he's a reader. Just like Marilyn Monroe was
    I love that story! And Mitchum, too, obviously.

    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    "Obliquely" - in a roundabout way. Said in a manner so that she wouldn't freak out.
    I think you got it! Journalism is still dead, but at least that writer tried for a clever word.
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    Reeves' house is starting to look like a place where people make some kind of sacred pilgrimmage:

    Keanu Reeves -- 2nd Home Intruder in 2 DAYS ... This One's Naked | TMZ.com

    It's borderline incredible ... ANOTHERintruder made her way inside Keanu Reeves' house ... and this one got wet and wild.

    It was the SECOND time in 2 days ... a woman waltzed into Keanu's home through an unlocked door. Keanu was gone ... a cleaning crew inside the house left the front gate open and never flagged the intruder.

    Law enforcement sources tell us ... she got naked and jumped in his shower, then took a skinny dip in the pool. Only then did the crack cleaning crew get suspicious and call Reeves, who called 911.

    He certainly knew the drill. The day before another woman broke into his house when he was sleeping. He found her in his library and talked to her briefly before calling 911.

    Both incidents went down last week, and both women were taken away for mental evaluation.

    Geez ... Keanu's home's about as secure as The White House.

    Read more: Keanu Reeves -- 2nd Home Intruder in 2 DAYS ... This One's Naked | TMZ.com
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    JFC!!! This one was naked?? Wtf?? Where are all the Keanu stalkers coming from?!?!?

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