Funnily enough, it was Jessica Simpson who he said was "sexual napalm."![]()
Funnily enough, it was Jessica Simpson who he said was "sexual napalm."![]()
I have some famous friends and I have mostly not famous friends.
Ugh. This guy is back? I cannot adequately articulate how much I hate him and his music. I'd stomp on his dick before I let him near me and I don't understand why every single woman on the planet hasn't done the same.
There's a lot of free dick out there and most of them aren't attached to John Mayer. Why would anyone fuck John Mayer?![]()
Haha! It won't let me edit!!
I obvious meant anal!!!!
Plus aren't her titi bigger than the Perry's?
"I don't know what I am to them, maybe a penguin XD" - Tiny Pixie
I was very much in the process of googling analysis sex. I'm pretty disappointed it's not a real thing.
"Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at the bowling alley."
^^ Me too! I thought it was sort of an analysis/critique thing, in lieu of post-coital cigarettes.
'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'
But why oh why is there always ladies who fall for this BS? One of the legal secretaries I worked with used to follow local bands around the Pennsylvania suburbs like a groupie...we even went with her one Friday for happy hour at some club on the river to see one of the bands she liked - patently awful - barely even cruise ship grade entertainment!! But the ladies loved them.
"I am a social vegan; I avoid meet!” Anonymous Introvert
Oh ffs! Data-head.... Stupid board
"I don't know what I am to them, maybe a penguin XD" - Tiny Pixie
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