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About LinkBacksFunnily enough, it was Jessica Simpson who he said was "sexual napalm."
Funnily enough, it was Jessica Simpson who he said was "sexual napalm."
I have some famous friends and I have mostly not famous friends.
Ugh. This guy is back? I cannot adequately articulate how much I hate him and his music. I'd stomp on his dick before I let him near me and I don't understand why every single woman on the planet hasn't done the same.
There's a lot of free dick out there and most of them aren't attached to John Mayer. Why would anyone fuck John Mayer?
Yeah but she's into analysis sex and a lot of guys go for that.....Originally Posted by rollo
Funnily enough, it was Jessica Simpson who he said was "sexual napalm."
"I don't know what I am to them, maybe a penguin XD" - Tiny Pixie
Haha! It won't let me edit!!
I obvious meant anal!!!!
Plus aren't her titi bigger than the Perry's?
"I don't know what I am to them, maybe a penguin XD" - Tiny Pixie
Ok, you got me.
"Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"
He reminds me of one of those guys on campus who are musicians primarily to get laid.Ugh. This guy is back? I cannot adequately articulate how much I hate him and his music. I'd stomp on his dick before I let him near me and I don't understand why every single woman on the planet hasn't done the same.
There's a lot of free dick out there and most of them aren't attached to John Mayer. Why would anyone fuck John Mayer?
"I am a social vegan; I avoid meet!” Anonymous Introvert
"The Guy With The Guitar" at every outing, event, party, etc. Not really talented but thinks he is.
Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
May well be. I guess it depends which size they bought.
I have some famous friends and I have mostly not famous friends.
I was very much in the process of googling analysis sex. I'm pretty disappointed it's not a real thing.
"Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at the bowling alley."
^^ Me too! I thought it was sort of an analysis/critique thing, in lieu of post-coital cigarettes.
'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'
But why oh why is there always ladies who fall for this BS? One of the legal secretaries I worked with used to follow local bands around the Pennsylvania suburbs like a groupie...we even went with her one Friday for happy hour at some club on the river to see one of the bands she liked - patently awful - barely even cruise ship grade entertainment!! But the ladies loved them.
"I am a social vegan; I avoid meet!” Anonymous Introvert
Me too. And I said to myself "Self, you have found your calling..."
"Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at the bowling alley."
that is exactly what i thought.but in a very douchy hipster sort of way.
"This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag
But it is (after I make an entry in urban dictionary) it's like nerdy/detached sex.... Lol
"I don't know what I am to them, maybe a penguin XD" - Tiny Pixie
Oh ffs! Data-head.... Stupid board
"I don't know what I am to them, maybe a penguin XD" - Tiny Pixie
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