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    Funnily enough, it was Jessica Simpson who he said was "sexual napalm."
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    Ugh. This guy is back? I cannot adequately articulate how much I hate him and his music. I'd stomp on his dick before I let him near me and I don't understand why every single woman on the planet hasn't done the same.

    There's a lot of free dick out there and most of them aren't attached to John Mayer. Why would anyone fuck John Mayer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Funnily enough, it was Jessica Simpson who he said was "sexual napalm."
    Yeah but she's into analysis sex and a lot of guys go for that.....
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    Haha! It won't let me edit!!
    I obvious meant anal!!!!
    Plus aren't her titi bigger than the Perry's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    You are missing the (two) most obvious "points"
    Ok, you got me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Appollonia View Post
    Ugh. This guy is back? I cannot adequately articulate how much I hate him and his music. I'd stomp on his dick before I let him near me and I don't understand why every single woman on the planet hasn't done the same.

    There's a lot of free dick out there and most of them aren't attached to John Mayer. Why would anyone fuck John Mayer?
    He reminds me of one of those guys on campus who are musicians primarily to get laid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    He reminds me of one of those guys on campus who are musicians primarily to get laid.
    "The Guy With The Guitar" at every outing, event, party, etc. Not really talented but thinks he is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Haha! It won't let me edit!!
    I obvious meant anal!!!!
    Plus aren't her titi bigger than the Perry's?
    May well be. I guess it depends which size they bought.
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    I was very much in the process of googling analysis sex. I'm pretty disappointed it's not a real thing.
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    ^^ Me too! I thought it was sort of an analysis/critique thing, in lieu of post-coital cigarettes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post
    "The Guy With The Guitar" at every outing, event, party, etc. Not really talented but thinks he is.
    But why oh why is there always ladies who fall for this BS? One of the legal secretaries I worked with used to follow local bands around the Pennsylvania suburbs like a groupie...we even went with her one Friday for happy hour at some club on the river to see one of the bands she liked - patently awful - barely even cruise ship grade entertainment!! But the ladies loved them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    ^^ Me too! I thought it was sort of an analysis/critique thing, in lieu of post-coital cigarettes.
    Me too. And I said to myself "Self, you have found your calling..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    ^^ Me too! I thought it was sort of an analysis/critique thing, in lieu of post-coital cigarettes.
    that is exactly what i thought. but in a very douchy hipster sort of way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombshell View Post
    I was very much in the process of googling analysis sex. I'm pretty disappointed it's not a real thing.
    But it is (after I make an entry in urban dictionary) it's like nerdy/detached sex.... Lol
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    Oh ffs! Data-head.... Stupid board
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