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    I am robot the sequel

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    I find that interview amazingly boring.

    That girl sold her soul for a career than really didn't pan out.

    she is universally known as a hand picked Stepford wife.

    I don't feel sorry for her,
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    I hope I'm like my mum in that she's a person who is at ease with who she is.
    She is good at putting other people at ease, too, which is a quality I aspire to.
    This goes along with the Jackie O poses and looks she's been adopting. Sounds like she's going for the 'refined/demure lady' thing. She's nuts, by the way-amazingly so.
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    This entire interview makes me want to ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Fucking robot.Hope all those shoes were worth selling your brain and spawn to CO$.

    mmm I am a shoehorse so depends how many shoes and if they come with bags....
    well according to my husband I kinda look braindead when i am shopping for shoes and bags so I ....

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    Apparently the entire thing is made up.

    I didn't think she could be that pathetic.

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    The real interview:

    ARE YOU MORE LIKE YOUR MOTHER OR YOUR FATHER?
    Neither. I'm a robot now. I am so far away from being human now.

    WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY?
    When Tommy gets mad at me for saying or wearing the wrong things. He really hates when I pack on five pounds or regain my 'curves.' Wah! :: crying ::

    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR TEMPER?
    Oh, that hardly ever happens. The Men in Black come and strap me into the big white chair and give me the robot juice until I wake up and it's all flowers and paradise again. I love it.

    WHAT WAS YOUR WEIRDEST EXPERIENCE WITH A FAN?
    One time someone asked me what it was like being Katie Holmes. I forgot.

    WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR BIGGEST CHALLENGE?
    Playing beard to TC. It's the role of the century. They say I could win an Oscar. Seriously.

    IS THERE A COUNTRY YOU'VE DREAMED OF VISITING?
    The Land of Thetan-less Empire. It's only 35 billion lightyears away.

    WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF HEAVEN?
    Masturbating to David Beckham every night
    Scroll down for more...
    Katie



    WHAT WERE YOUR DREAMS AS A CHILD?
    That was a long time ago. They told me to say it doesn't matter anymore

    HOW DID YOU MEET TOM?
    Well actually, I blacked out. I dont really remember. That's weird, right? They say it's cause I was so consumed with Love!

    HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE HIM?
    ::recharging batteries:: Oh... he is the most awesome individual who thinks i'm the most awesome woman on planet Earth ever. He is going to save the universe with that smile and big heart of his!

    WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH?
    David Beckham and a schoolgirl outfit

    WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST REGRET?
    ::Whispering:: Sometimes, when They aren't watching, I wish... ::gulp:: I dream of The Other Life I had before this one. And David Beckham. Naked. All over my body. Lucky Posh Bitch.

    WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH AND FAMOUS OR POOR AND ANONYMOUS?
    ::batteries dying again:: Even if this is for show, I wouldn't trade this robot life for a poor one any day!

    ::Watching David Beckham on TV & touching herself::

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    She was never famous, and really she would be a big nobody without Tom. Lame woman.

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    cmmdee, that was great.
    "This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag

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    They really need to add some new words to her vocabulary like Stylejunkiex said. This shits getting old. When I read the line about having a little girl that likes to throw tantrums I could just picture the GMD throwing himself on the floor and kicking and screaming when things don't go his way. Odd, Suri never entered my mind as the source of the tantrum. How empowering!

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    IS IT HARD TO BALANCE MOTHERHOOD WITH A CAREER?
    No, not at all. It's fun. I find it exciting.
    Don't you need to have a career, in order to balance it with motherhood?

    Awesome cmmdee:

    WHAT WAS YOUR WEIRDEST EXPERIENCE WITH A FAN?
    One time someone asked me what it was like being Katie Holmes. I forgot.


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    cmmdee. Bloody brilliant.
    Jack I swear.

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