Katie Holmes says marrying Tom Cruise made her life

[Laurent]

Originally Posted by A*O

She's 'surprised how quickly Suri grows' because that kid is a lot older than her 'official' age. Remember that 11-month pregnancy?

Are you audacious enough to suggest this isn't a real pregnancy stomach?



Surely, you jest.

[AgentOrange]

Originally Posted by Laurent

Are you audacious enough to suggest this isn't a real pregnancy stomach?



Surely, you jest.

OMG it's true! This whole pregnancy thing was just some zany scheme. I didn't think that even Follywood folk could be that far gone.

[sparkly]

WHOA. I've never seen that pic before. That doesn't even look close to being real.

[Sylkyn]

She puts the "V" in vapid. Good Christ. Just rake in the $$ and STFU. Nobody believes you even if you are telling the truth. (Which I highly, highly doubt.)

[Raspberry gashes]

Originally Posted by Laurent

Are you audacious enough to suggest this isn't a real pregnancy stomach?



Surely, you jest.

Heck! Thats so fake, how did I miss this one!?

That kid looks like Katie though.. i don't know what they did.

[Trixiebelle]

Yikes, the first thing I noticed in that pic, besides the obvious nose job, was....zombie hand!!

[TaffyMoon]

I like Katie - she has developed a great style - I'd kill for her wardrobe.

[sparkly]

^Yeah me too. Everytime she speaks though, she reminds me of a robot.

[MissVenus]

Katie Holmes says marrying Tom Cruise made her life...

a). Miserable;
b). Strange;
c).

[NicoleWasHere]

^ Greasy?

[Raspberry gashes]

Hey Tom;

[Blackberry]

1. I LOVE her jewels!
2. She's gonna be 29?! Dude, where did little Joey go? I can't believe Dawson's Creak was so long ago!

[GoldDust77]

INTERESTING GoldDust77--I wonder what types of drugs they use? "Vitamins" I'm sure!!!!!

They use tranquilizers/sedatives (which would explain Katie's zombie-demeanor and total lack of clear-thinking & decision-making skills). Elron Hubbard (Mr. Drugs-Are-Evil--especially the mind-altering ones!--which is of course exactly what tranquilizers/sedatives are) even died with MASSIVE amounts of a tranquilizer/sedative in his system. $cientology, of course, tried to cover that fact up. And like you said, they force their subjects to ingest MASSIVE amounts of vitamins--in quantities that doctors have said is extremely unhealthy & can really screw a person up. $cientology is all a bunch of lying hypocrites, and it is SCARY stuff. (YIKES!! Who are the scary-looking men in black suits approaching my front door with weapons in their hands???!!? heehee)

Originally Posted by Laurent

Are you audacious enough to suggest this isn't a real pregnancy stomach?



Surely, you jest.

Oh i am SO glad you posted that infamous, RIDICULOUS picture, Laurent! The picture that i've always regarded as the defining one, out of MANY, that proves that Katie Holmes was NOT pregnant until late April 2006. I mean, did they think the world was totally fucking stupid to believe that farce? LOOK AT THAT!!! BWAHAHA!! And kudos to the poster who pointed out that Katie's comment in the InStyle interview about "I can't believe how fast Suri grows!", was to cover her ass over the "Suri is significantly older than they claim she is" issue. Suri was born in early 2006; i'm sure of it. She is miles ahead of Kingston & Shiloh & Grier (born at the same time Suri was *supposedly born*), in development. I'm also certain that Suri is Josh Hartnett's baby. All i see is Josh Hartnett when i look at Suri. The resemblance, to me, is UNDENIABLE. And Josh Hartnett is who Katie was dating in Spring 2005, just before *meeting* TomThumb & disappearing for awhile, reemerging as Tom's *girlfriend*. She was pregnant when they met, and they both saw a golden opportunity, and put together this farce of a *relationship*.

Anyway, when i figure out how, i'm going to do a post with side-by-side photos of Suri & Josh. I saw a picture of Suri the other day & it blew me away how much she looked exactly like Josh.

[aabbcc]

Originally Posted by TaffyMoon

I like Katie - she has developed a great style

Yeah, lately she's been rocking those grandma outfits.

[cmmdee]

OMGOSH, WTF is that? Seriously. That shit doesn't look real at all!
I do think sometimes her outfits are cute but mostly she dresses way too old for her age. Don't like that. TommyGirl has sucked the youth out of her *and her soul and brain*.