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    I could fall in love with the crazy halfling too at first sight if his people could seduce me with the promise of enough millions. I'd sign up to be robo-wife number 3 for the right price, I have no soul to sell.

    Unfortunately my avatar just ruled me out...Oh well.
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    She did have girlfriends, until he and the cult made her stop seeing them

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    I would have fallen in love at the sight of the first seven 0's after my name on the cashiers check. Don't think I could have kept it up as long though. Wonder if her chip sets off the monitors at airports and department stores? Anyone else having trouble getting into the site today?
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post

    She said: "I couldn't have asked for a more supportive human being. He had the room ready, candles everywhere. It was very homey and beautiful."

    Fucking robot.
    They totally had Suri at home about 3-4 months before the "official" birth date.

    I love my husband, I really do. That said, sometimes he gets on my g*ddamn nerves, and I plot divorce. I'm over it 5 minutes (or hours) later, but still... We have a REAL relationship. I get on his nerves, too. My parents have one of the best relationships of anyone I know. They have been together for 39 years and two months (since the night they met), and they love each other, but they also get on each other's nerves sometimes. They do *NOT* talk like these freaks. Everything is not always WONDERFUL and twinkly stars, rainbows, and unicorns (oh wait, maybe for Tommy-Girl, it is!!). It's life, it's real, and that's what makes it beautiful. My husband's feet stink, but I still love him.

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    I was thinking the same thing. She should know that even with being programmed, and being married to the richest, handsomest, smartest man and having the most perfect and brilliant child, that all people have their down days when things don't go quite right. She's sounding less and less human everyday. She must also be programmed so as not to say anything negative because she knows the world out there already hates both of them.

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    Going by the misery shots at soccer games it doesnt look like all sunshine and lollipops, but who knows. Maybe her drugs were wearing off and she was going through withdrawal and Tom's nose was starting to get reeeeeaaaaally BiG. Damn those short life drugs.
    Jack I swear.

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    Vomit inducing stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cate View Post
    I love my husband, I really do. That said, sometimes he gets on my g*ddamn nerves, and I plot divorce. I'm over it 5 minutes (or hours) later, but still... We have a REAL relationship. I get on his nerves, too. .


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD cause I can soooooooo relate!!!!!!!

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    I don't care if they're together for 30 years....I won't buy it.

    People have lived in loveless marriages for way longer since the beginning of time.
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    That would be kind of sad to live in a loveless marriage. I think I'd rather be single.

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    ^^ Totally. I don't know how Katie does it. Oh wait... the paycheck and the robot juice. That's right!

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    yep, I bet time bloody well stood still for her when she met him. And it's still standing still today cos she's in some kind of creepy time standing still vacuum horror sci-fi flick and she can't get out. It's like a modern day version of 'The Prisoner'. Not that I've got much sympathy for her. To be honest, he and Nicole came out with this wonderful, amazing, rainbows, heaven, unicorn bullshit for years too......till her chip blew a fuse and she escaped. I don't think Katie is as strong as Nicole though

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    Yeah sure Katie.
    "Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers."

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    SUNSHINE AND LOLLIPOPS
    Lesley Gore

    Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
    Everything that's wonderful (and amazing) is what I feel when we're together,
    Brighter than a lucky penny,(also very amazing)
    When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
    And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.
    And also that big cheque sitting in my bank

    My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
    That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!
    Come on fellow scientologists, sing with me,

    Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
    Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
    (Just after we get to the fourth level)
    When you're in love to stay. (Cos I signed something serious)

    Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
    Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
    Brighter than a lucky penny,
    When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
    And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

    My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
    That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody! etc.,
    Jack I swear.

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    Has she ever officially said how they met? She always seems to gloss over it and go straight to their first date. Did they meet at a gathering? Or was she the last on the list of his ring around to young celebs, waving a contract around?

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