Katie Holmes finishes marathon, Thetan level remains the same

[emkat]

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

You know, this and the lack of proper bra support got me thinking...maybe this was all a big publicity stunt and she didn't really run the marathon? Would they bend the rules like that for her?

Exactly what I was thinking! She ran 26 miles with those boobs just flapping around like that? No way!

[A*O]

Those long baggy pants are weird too. Marathon runners just don't wear clothing like this. And there's not a bead of sweat on her. Curiouser and curiouser.

[travelbug]

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

You know, this and the lack of proper bra support got me thinking...maybe this was all a big publicity stunt and she didn't really run the marathon? Would they bend the rules like that for her?

I've heard similar conspiracy theories about Oprah, that she didn't really run the whole marathon.

[Classic Broad]

26 miles, no sweat, no support bra......don't believe it.

[darksithbunny]

Originally Posted by stylejunkiex

She was probably listening to this on a loop.

That's it! That's how they brainwash her! And the running is some kind of other control mechanism.

[cmmdee]

^^ LOL!!! True.

Tom probably plugs in some weird computer chip in her brain or makes to listen to him saying, You are the Xenu Princess, repeatedly at night, while she sleeps.

You can't cure the crazy!

[turtlex]

Originally Posted by NiceDude

The only thing i noticed was she is wearing no bra. Seems strange for a marathon run brecause even men men put bandaids on their nipples to stop the chafing. Her nipples would be raw and bleeding from the rubbing.

Vaseline solves that. Common runner's trick.

Not that I would ever be insane enough to jog, let alone walk 26 miles without wearing a bra. Gravity can be so unkind, and no one likes flapjack titties.

[Sweetie]

She in need of a sports bra.

[coolios5o]

How can she run without a bra? It hurts like hell.

[curlysem]

Originally Posted by Classic Broad

26 miles, no sweat, no support bra......don't believe it.

well this is how i see it. she felt good running for so long, because being married to an alien it's hard stuff. perhaps the running cleared her mind and troubles with that freak.

now she's going to hybernate for a month now!!!!

[litupgirl]

Good for her.

[Mira]

Originally Posted by A*O

Those long baggy pants are weird too. Marathon runners just don't wear clothing like this. And there's not a bead of sweat on her. Curiouser and curiouser.

Even though I think it's great what Katie accomplished - if she actually did so - I am inclined to this curiosity as well. The sweat thing and the pants thing is suspect. After 26 miles those pants are going to chafe - hell, everything's going to chafe but still... and the sweat is pouring off you. Maybe she had minions all along the way to wipe her down - a lot of people do. But still...

This whole thing may be a publicity stunt to ante up her and his PR what with all the recent well-deserved flap about Thetan Tom and their questionable relationship. I mean, was she actually training for this? It takes a minimum of six months to train for a marathon. Was she a runner before, in her earlier life? And if she was training over there in Gemany, why haven't the media been documenting it?

[Bijoux]

Wow. That's awesome. I'm glad tommy boy "allows" her do this kind of stuff. She looked really proud of herself.

Go Katie!!!

[czb]

she ran slowly, but she did it! definitely an accomplishment. but to clarify:

1. katie is not wearing an ipod, she is wearing a heart monitor.
2. she was an official runner, i just checked the nyc marathon website and she was registered under her maiden name and her splits were recorded there.
3. she has been running for years so it probably wouldn't take much effort to train for this.

[Mira]

^Good. Thanks for checking. I had a feeling she was a runner, but you never know what the CO$/PR flaks will pull.