Katie Holmes: even robots get tired

**VenusInFauxFurs** · March 28th, 2008, 03:47 PM

She should leave him if she can't cut it and they can audition for robo-wife number four.

**WesCAdle** · March 28th, 2008, 03:51 PM

How many years did she get on this sentence and is there any chance for an early parole for good behavior? She signed on the Crazy Train for better or worse yet so I find it hard to feel much empathy for her.

**GaPeach** · March 28th, 2008, 04:48 PM

No way can Suri be Tom's.
He said he was going to wait until after Katie and he were married for sex, then she shows up pregnant. The time line is wrong too, that baby belongs to Chris Kline.

Katie can't act for shit, she was dumped for the second batman.

Scientologists don't ask for 10 percent, the more you give the higher you go up on the Scientology ladder. In 2006 I read where Tom gave 35 million and yet John Travolta gave more. So Tom looked at David Beckham and said something about reaching for the stars and Posh said "oh hell no" and that was that.

**VenusInFauxFurs** · March 28th, 2008, 05:16 PM

Yeah the further up the bridge the more costly it gets. For just a regular joe Scientologist it costs about $365-380,000 to complete, or so I've heard. Correct me someone if I'm wrong.

If you're a celeb or wealthy you're going to get hit up for all kinds of donations to build new orgs, donate to this and that I imagine. Like every other religion, they love the folks with the money.

Posh and Becks would not fall for that.

**aabbcc** · March 28th, 2008, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by WesCAdle

How many years did she get on this sentence and is there any chance for an early parole for good behavior?

a. Probably just under ten years so TinyTom can avoid being taken to the cleaners during the divorce.

b. Most likely not. She won't leave her fugly kid until the time is up.

**dolem** · March 28th, 2008, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

b. Most likely not. She won't leave her fugly kid until the time is up.

This is what I don't get. If Tom is not the father there's not really anything he could do if Katie wanted to take her child away. I hardly doubt she signed over her parental rights and Tom adopted Suri. Who knows, maybe that's exactly what happened.

I have a hope that someday Katie will wake up and leave that midget! Then, she'll publish a book that tells all the weird shit that Tom was up to during the sham marriage.

**Dixie Normos** · March 28th, 2008, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by WesCAdle

How many years did she get on this sentence and is there any chance for an early parole for good behavior? She signed on the Crazy Train for better or worse yet so I find it hard to feel much empathy for her.

Crazy CRUISE

**GaPeach** · March 28th, 2008, 07:52 PM

dolem - look at Kidmans adopted children, they were born in Australia. The divorce papers said they would be raised Scientologist and Catholic - however they are permanently in America being raised Scientologist and Kidman doesn't get to see them very often. I bet Tom won't let them off their leash it will be the same with Suri. He doesn't care if Suri is his she's just another one of those that Tom has "helped".

**aabbcc** · March 28th, 2008, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by dolem

If Tom is not the father there's not really anything he could do if Katie wanted to take her child away. I hardly doubt she signed over her parental rights and Tom adopted Suri.

Tom has gone to a lot of trouble, including faking the date of the kid's birth, to make it look like he's the father. I have no doubt that where Suri is concerned he has all the power. When Katie gets the boot, the kid will stay with Tom and she's not going to say a damn thing.

**AgentOrange** · March 29th, 2008, 03:31 AM

She looks tired.

Hard to believe that she ain't even 30, 'cause she looks older than Catherine Zeta Jones! I guess that sham marriage seemed like a good idea at the time - and what a difference Scientology can make in a person's life. (She actually looks older than Tom now!)

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**ana-mish-ana** · March 29th, 2008, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by dolem

This is what I don't get. If Tom is not the father there's not really anything he could do if Katie wanted to take her child away. I hardly doubt she signed over her parental rights and Tom adopted Suri. Who knows, maybe that's exactly what happened.

I have a hope that someday Katie will wake up and leave that midget! Then, she'll publish a book that tells all the weird shit that Tom was up to during the sham marriage.

But then she would have to admit that she lied to the public because she agreed to go along with the whole ruse- and she will face the fullback when that comes out if Spielberg releases that info which the BI implies.

And she can kiss the rest of her career down the drain. Although I think she kissed that goodbye when she hooked up with Tommy Boy.

**AgentOrange** · March 29th, 2008, 10:49 AM

If Cruise blows this marriage, he might have to become his own wife!

photo courtesy of Backseatcuddler

**Ettabell** · March 29th, 2008, 01:50 PM

OMG! That is the best picture!

**Novice** · March 29th, 2008, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by ana-mish-ana

But then she would have to admit that she lied to the public because she agreed to go along with the whole ruse- and she will face the fullback when that comes out if Spielberg releases that info which the BI implies.

And she can kiss the rest of her career down the drain. Although I think she kissed that goodbye when she hooked up with Tommy Boy.

I guess that she could say that she was "brainwashed by a cult" but if she did that she might not live very long.....

**sparkly** · March 29th, 2008, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

Tom has gone to a lot of trouble, including faking the date of the kid's birth, to make it look like he's the father. I have no doubt that where Suri is concerned he has all the power. When Katie gets the boot, the kid will stay with Tom and she's not going to say a damn thing.

The only way I can see around this scenario is if Katie agrees to stay a scientologist, and never strays from raising Suri as one, either.