Kate Beckinsale is no slut

**DoveFeatheredRaven** · February 27th, 2008, 04:53 AM

But tombs are where we put things that are dead. Wow. She sucks at metaphors.

**aabbcc** · February 27th, 2008, 06:10 AM

I wouldn't mind having her ass. I've got a pancake butt.

**buttmunch** · February 27th, 2008, 06:40 AM

Um, the Pharaoh's tomb? Is it cursed and full of sand?

**Bijoux** · February 27th, 2008, 02:43 PM

Oh please. How many actress' have said they've only had a handful of lovers. Too many. And we've never believed one. ("we" being me and my split personality.)

**Mel1973** · February 27th, 2008, 02:44 PM

neither have "we"...

**wingnut** · February 27th, 2008, 04:40 PM

silly cow. Makes me embarrassed to be British. She's obviously got a vagina that's so wide she wouldn't be able to stop a pig in an alleyway. Or wishes she has with the whole mystery thing. Her dad had so much more class

DitaPage* · February 27th, 2008, 06:02 PM

Isn't Pharoah's tomb full of treasure? Thats probably what she meant.

And maybe she was referring to her ass; i guess she means she cant walk it 'in all its glory' (nude) down a red carpet.

**CherryDarling** · February 27th, 2008, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by wingnut

silly cow. Makes me embarrassed to be British. She's obviously got a vagina that's so wide she wouldn't be able to stop a pig in an alleyway. Or wishes she has with the whole mystery thing. Her dad had so much more class

Bitch has a nice ass though, I must say.

**sparkly** · February 27th, 2008, 06:51 PM

She does have a nice figure. So would we if we followed her diet, which is the splurge and purge.

DitaPage* · February 27th, 2008, 07:06 PM

And she works out like a fanatic.
Well my body is just as good and I dont have to go the bulimia route or all day in the gym yet.

**AgentOrange** · February 27th, 2008, 11:29 PM

The plot thickens. She's insisting that her marriage is rock solid, and that there are no problems. Translation from show biz speak - it's on the rocks.

**gossipmaven** · February 28th, 2008, 01:25 AM

Isn't she one of the "alleged" actresses that gets her roles via the casting couch? Am I getting her confused with someone else?? Did someone read it from that "secret" directors blog...

**sputnik** · February 28th, 2008, 03:43 AM

god i can't stand this conceited cunt.

**Honey** · February 28th, 2008, 05:35 AM

I really dislike her too...boring bitch

DitaPage* · February 28th, 2008, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by AgentOrange

The plot thickens. She's insisting that her marriage is rock solid, and that there are no problems. Translation from show biz speak - it's on the rocks.

Yeah but she's been saying how fantastic it is ever since they got married. It 's not a new thing.