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    But tombs are where we put things that are dead. Wow. She sucks at metaphors.
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    I wouldn't mind having her ass. I've got a pancake butt.

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    Um, the Pharaoh's tomb? Is it cursed and full of sand?
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    Oh please. How many actress' have said they've only had a handful of lovers. Too many. And we've never believed one. ("we" being me and my split personality.)

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    neither have "we"...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
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    silly cow. Makes me embarrassed to be British. She's obviously got a vagina that's so wide she wouldn't be able to stop a pig in an alleyway. Or wishes she has with the whole mystery thing. Her dad had so much more class

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    Isn't Pharoah's tomb full of treasure? Thats probably what she meant.

    And maybe she was referring to her ass; i guess she means she cant walk it 'in all its glory' (nude) down a red carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wingnut View Post
    silly cow. Makes me embarrassed to be British. She's obviously got a vagina that's so wide she wouldn't be able to stop a pig in an alleyway. Or wishes she has with the whole mystery thing. Her dad had so much more class


    Bitch has a nice ass though, I must say.
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    She does have a nice figure. So would we if we followed her diet, which is the splurge and purge.

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    And she works out like a fanatic.
    Well my body is just as good and I dont have to go the bulimia route or all day in the gym yet.

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    The plot thickens. She's insisting that her marriage is rock solid, and that there are no problems. Translation from show biz speak - it's on the rocks.

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    Isn't she one of the "alleged" actresses that gets her roles via the casting couch? Am I getting her confused with someone else?? Did someone read it from that "secret" directors blog...

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    god i can't stand this conceited cunt.
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    I really dislike her too...boring bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    The plot thickens. She's insisting that her marriage is rock solid, and that there are no problems. Translation from show biz speak - it's on the rocks.
    Yeah but she's been saying how fantastic it is ever since they got married. It 's not a new thing.

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