Karl Lagerfeld says Pippa Middleton is a fugmuppet

[ConstanceSpry]

[sputnik]

i fucking love kunty karl. he speaks the truth.

[d2791]

What a bitchy thing to say! Well, I'm sure she doesn't like his face either

[Waterslide]

I'm sorry, this whole story makes me laugh. I know Kunty Karl is a bitch, but sometimes it's just damn amusing. The one quote I probably would call pot/kettle on is the Andy Warhol one, especially since Warhol wasn't exactly putting himself out there as some great beauty.

Pippa is in a unique situation. Even though she's been papped, and probably does enjoy some of the attention, she didn't really ask to be scrutinized every day. I'm no fan of hers, but she really has drawn the short stick in quite a lot, including the looks in that family. If her sister hadn't snagged the future King of England, no one would be picking on her looks all the time, they probably wouldn't even notice her.

[Novice]

Oh, he'll give her a bag to match her Chanel sunglasses to apologise & she'll be papped with it a million times & the sales of that bag will go through the roof. Job done.

Cheaper than a 12 page spread in Vogue, eh Karl?

[rollo]

^ Exactly. Apologised yet?

And who is his next victim?

[Karistiona]

Me me me!! I'll take free Chanel stuff!

[Mrs P]

I don't get why the press makes her to be such a beautiful person. Ugly, no. Plain, yes. I just don't get the whole fuss about her.

[pinkbunnyslippers]

I like how the background blends nicely with his hair. Like a big ol' Q-Tip.