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    WHY IS HE IN MORE PHOTOS THAN THE BRIDE!? How has he managed to worm his way into the bridesmaid photo?! I never thought I'd honestly feel so sorry for Jessica, but fuck that day has arrived and then some. I bet those are both his hands in the ring photo, too.
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    Fuck off with the pink already. We get it, Jessica's not a butchoid rugby player at all, she's a big girly girl!

    And in half those photos Justin looks like he's about to burst into a show tune.
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    ^ But he was! The Justin Timberlake by Justin Timberlake show tune! It makes grown men weep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    I'm taking a good look at that wedding cake and it keeps looking like it's sitting on a pile of BBQ chicken wings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    I bet those are both his hands in the ring photo, too.
    *snort*
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    OMG he is the man version of this? He is so uncool! I wonder if Jessica had the same 'God, kill me now!' expression the groom in the video had.


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    If someone tried to take my cellphone away at their wedding I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.
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    and then I'd get my gift and get to stepping!
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    Quote Originally Posted by olivia View Post

    One thing I know, she could kick his ass. I wish she'd embrace her machismo rather than play at this girly shit. If she put Justin in a headlock and made him squeal (in that mousy voice of his) I'd like her better and she would probably get more serious Hollywood roles.
    I know I'm in the minority here, but I think Jessica's a beautiful girl and could do much better. There is nothing appealing about that little asshole to me.

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    Man, Chris is a much bigger person than I am. Happy for him and his engagement. I'm sure his wedding will be a lot classier than pipsqueak's

    “From what I know it’s because he didn’t want all of us there,” admits the former boybander, who was coincidentally vacationing in Italy at the time of the nuptials.

    When Justin Timberlake said “I Do” to Jessica Biel on Oct. 19 in Puglia, Italy, there were four noticeable absences. Despite early reports that Chris Kirkpatrick was on hand for the nuptials, the former boybander admits that he and the rest of his *NSYNC bandmates weren't even invited.

    “I wasn’t invited to the wedding and from what I know it’s because he didn’t want all of us there,” Kirkpatrick said on the Orlando morning radio show Johnny’s House.

    Kirkpatrick was coincidentally vacationing in Italy at the same time of the wedding (his birthday is on Oct. 17), where he proposed to his girlfriend, marketing rep Karly Skladany. “It’s not like we were right next door to each other,” he says of his proximity to the lavish ceremony. “We were on an island.”

    The singer clarifies that there are “no hard feelings” regarding the snub, since “we were at the engagement party.”


    He suggests that Timberlake opted not to invite his former group to the ceremony out of respect to the bride.

    “It would be a reunion rather than a wedding,” Kirkpatrick said. “It was her day. She’s amazing so he wanted to make sure it was about her.”

    That’s not to say Kirkpatrick wouldn’t still invite Timberlake, JC Chasez, Lance Bass and Joey Fatone to his own forthcoming nuptials. In fact, he “might even ask them to be in it,” he said.


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    So it should be about her but he's going to sing a song that he wrote (and which makes grown men weep) and he's front and center in every photo published? Alright then.

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    Attention whore. Everything is about him. The bride's walk down the aisle, the bridesmaid photo, even the "apology" was all about him and nothing about the actual people who were in that tasteless video.
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    So he invited the NSYNC people to the engagement party but snubbed them when it came to wedding invites?? Tacky. You never invite someone to an engagement party or shower who is not invited to the wedding. It's a major faux pas. Of course, these are the same ass clowns whose wedding entertainment was a video making fun of the less fortunate, so I guess it's not surprising that the guest list was also in poor taste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    I'm taking a good look at that wedding cake and it keeps looking like it's sitting on a pile of BBQ chicken wings.

    I thought they were sun-dried tomatoes...
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    it looks like she's about to barf in him mouth

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