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    I'm no Justin Bieber fan, but with all of the fantards he has to choose from, I don't believe for one second he would pick her out of the crowd for a tryst or pursue her in any way.
    Most of his audience is 10 year old girls and their soccer moms. I can easily believe he'd ask his security to grab the first young adult woman with tits they can spot in the crowd.
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    ^^^ LOL Sadly his fans are older than 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    ^^^ LOL Sadly his fans are older than 10.
    True Sluce is way over 10
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    Add a couple more zeros to that.
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    Maybe Justin said 'i wanna fuck the shit out of you', 'I'm a virgin' to Selena too and that's how she knew the rumours are true lol. That's if the split story is true, which has been denied, but still... Hmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean James View Post
    It looks like she used to be chubby and then lost weight and took some victory pictures.
    Yep. That's what it looks like to me too.

    She looks like a normal 20 yr old, you used to get photos like this on myspace all the time, now they're on facebook with real names *shrug*


    They need to do a paternity test & settle this once & for all. I'll bet that if he is the daddy it'll all disappear VERY quietly, VERY quickly.

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    If he's not the baby daddy why not just have a DNA test and get this over with?

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    Hands down, the 'then I saw her face' tag is full of win. It's also patient x because that song is catchy like influenza. I need to play something country.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post
    Hands down, the 'then I saw her face' tag is full of win. It's also patient x because that song is catchy like influenza. I need to play something cunty.
    Fixed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzy View Post
    Maybe Justin said 'i wanna fuck the shit out of you', 'I'm a virgin' to Selena too and that's how she knew the rumours are true lol. That's if the split story is true, which has been denied, but still... Hmm.
    Haha that's a fair shout! Poor Selena, she must be mortified.
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    Righto Novice - got some LeMann Rimes coming right up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I saw him interviewed and he made a point of saying, as he did in the article above, he is surrounded by his team. He may do a meet and greet but is then rushed to his waiting car. He is not banging random chicks in dirty bathrooms. He would have his bodyguard take her back to the hotel. LOL
    that's what i was saying, i really don't think he has time to bang (ugly batshit) groupies.



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    The real victim here is the baby who has to grow up with this bitch of a mother. And, yes her torso is freaky. The way from her navel to her vajayjay is much too long.
    exactly!
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    Fuck you shedevil and Greys!

    I'm sure Justin will take the paternity test. She girl has filed a court action. It's not like the alleged father just drives over and gets his mouth swabbed. They have to wait until there is a court date. He could say I want this resolved now so he goes there and demands they do testing right away and not wait for the court order. The problem with that is then tons of crazy girls will start to claim he is their baby daddy to get him to test too. If I were his Mom I would tell him to publically take the test but refuse to be in the same place as the girl or baby since they do not need to be together. The girl must agree that he gets to release the results publically and she must agree to pay all his legal fees and pay a penalty for defamation if it proves he is NOT THE FATHER. I'll bet she would slink away quickly and it may prevent other crazies from trying this in the future.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Fuck you shedevil and Greys!

    I'm sure Justin will take the paternity test. She girl has filed a court action. It's not like the alleged father just drives over and gets his mouth swabbed. They have to wait until there is a court date. He could say I want this resolved now so he goes there and demands they do testing right away and not wait for the court order. The problem with that is then tons of crazy girls will start to claim he is their baby daddy to get him to test too. If I were his Mom I would tell him to publically take the test but refuse to be in the same place as the girl or baby since they do not need to be together. The girl must agree that he gets to release the results publically and she must agree to pay all his legal fees and pay a penalty for defamation if it proves he is NOT THE FATHER. I'll bet she would slink away quickly and it may prevent other crazies from trying this in the future.

    I agree.

    Wasnt it John Cusak who had the crazy that swore he was her 14 year-old's baby daddy & he FINALLY agreed to a paternity test & proven not the father? And whatever happened to the lady who claimed her disabled 10-year-old (I think) was Chris Rock's? Did both loonies opt the public route? But Arnold's skank kept everything hush hush (I guess it may depend on which route will bring in the $$). I just wouldnt put it past a crazy fan to pull this in the hopes for a big payday or even just to spend time with someone they wouldn't normally be around.
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    Keanu too.
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