Justin Bieber’s 30-Second First Time Results in Pregnancy, Allegedly

**sluce** · November 2nd, 2011, 10:13 AM

I can honestly say I don't know any of his music. LOL

**Lalique** · November 2nd, 2011, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by sputnik

^^^^
maybe she should have spelled it trystin'.

Awesome!

**sluce** · November 2nd, 2011, 10:18 AM

Maybe Justin needs to add condoms to his concert riders for when he wants to go riding.

**Novice** · November 2nd, 2011, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by Lalique

This could get real interesting!

Nice middle-aged lesbian haircut he's got going on there.

I totally believe that he'd say "fuck the shit out of" it's so porno & he's a teenaged boy.

**sluce** · November 2nd, 2011, 11:05 AM

Screw Bieber - Kim K is pregnant!!!!! The Star has it on the cover so it must be true!!!

**Karistiona** · November 2nd, 2011, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by Novice

Nice middle-aged lesbian haircut he's got going on there.

I totally believe that he'd say "fuck the shit out of" it's so porno & he's a teenaged boy.

This. At the end of the day he was sixteen years old and that's exactly the kind of ridiculous shit teenage boys say (although mostly it's all talk and no trousers). I can't wait to see how this unfolds. Tristyn!

**Pinkii** · November 2nd, 2011, 12:08 PM

so what will actually happen if Biebs is the dad? would that be the end of him? I'm sure they would pay off the woman!

**laynes** · November 2nd, 2011, 12:14 PM

If he hurries he can catch up with Lil' Wayne.

**hustle4alivin** · November 2nd, 2011, 12:30 PM

I could totally see him using that cheesy ass line. He is 17 after all. I have teenage cousins who say shit like that and think they're really saying something.

I'm pretty sure he's no virgin. He's selling an image, but I bet his people bring groupies to him left and right. Or as my crude old-school uncles would say, "I made sure the boy got his dick wet"

**Sarzy** · November 2nd, 2011, 12:47 PM

I don't think he was a virgin either. There were a few blinds items about him and Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus..
And yeah teenage boys say stupid stuff like that.

**WhateverLolaWants** · November 2nd, 2011, 12:52 PM

Sadly if this is the truth, he'll probably gain street cred or some such ridiculous thing.

**lurkur** · November 2nd, 2011, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by sputnik

^^^^
maybe she should have spelled it trystin'.

FTW.

In other news, ANOTHER story about a woman "wants" to use a condom, but "he didn't," so they DON'T!? I don't care if it's an oxymoron, we need the "banging head against a brick wall smiley" to be a permanent fixture in GR. The wagging finger just doesn't cut it... unless, is that a middle finger? It is now!

**sluce** · November 2nd, 2011, 01:33 PM

Justin Bieber Hit With 'Sad' Paternity Suit; Teen Denies He's the Dad | Billboard.com
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Justin Bieber .There is no baby, baby. Justin Bieber's legal team is coming out swinging at a paternity lawsuit from a 20-year-old woman claiming the teen star fathered her 3-month-old baby boy. According to Star magazine, Mariah Yeater claims she and Bieber had sex backstage at a concert in Los Angeles and is now seeking financial support for her son, Tristyn.

"While we haven't yet seen the lawsuit, it's sad that someone would fabricate, malicious, defamatory AND demonstrably false claims," Bieber's rep told Us Weekly. "We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations."

Yeater told a California court that on Oct. 25 of 2010, Bieber propositioned her backstage at the Staples Center. She agreed (because he's the Biebs) and, "Immediately, it was obvious that we were mutually attracted to one another, and we began to kiss."

Sordid details of the alleged passionate encounter can be found here .

She went on in court to describe the aftermath of that fateful night in a backstage dressing room and why she's so certain the boy is his.

"When I later realized I was pregnant with Justin Bieber's baby, I tried to contact him through his representatives but no one ever called me back…. On July 6, 2011, I gave birth to a baby boy. That was exactly 36 weeks and two days after the sexual encounter with Justin Bieber…. Based upon the timing as well as the fact there were no other possible men that I had sex with that could be the father of this baby, I believe that Justin Bieber is in fact the father of my baby."

Yeater wants Bieber to submit to a paternity test and pay child support. Is Maury Povich available?

According to RadarOnline.com, a California court has set a hearing on the matter for December.