Justin Bieber’s 30-Second First Time Results in Pregnancy, Allegedly

**twitchy2.0** · December 3rd, 2011, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by sluce

My sweet little Justin is singing at the Rockefeller Tree Lighting. He is a cute little boy and he turned The Little Drummer Boy into a rap song. LOL It's the 1st time I ever heard him sing.

possibilities:
1. Sluce's account was hacked.
2. Insanity. Hopefully temporary.
3. Drugs.
4. Traumatic brain injury

**sluce** · December 3rd, 2011, 03:43 PM

Reality:

Sluce is sane
Sluce is sober
sluce was not hacked
sluce likes the Bieb!

LOL - I've only heard him sing once. He is a cute little kid who seems to be handling fame well so far.

**twitchy2.0** · December 3rd, 2011, 04:23 PM

Cute?

Intervention time.

**baked_tater** · December 3rd, 2011, 04:41 PM

Is he 18 yet?

**Ravenna** · December 3rd, 2011, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by twitchy2.0

Cute?

Intervention time.

Good idea. We wouldn't want to lose Sluce the way we lost MarieSoleil.

**shedevilang** · December 3rd, 2011, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by Ravenna

Good idea. We wouldn't want to lose Sluce the way we lost MarieSoleil.

I fear we may be too late

**sluce** · December 3rd, 2011, 07:18 PM

He is cute - like a puppy. I want to scratch him behind the ears and swat him with a rolled up paper if he is fucking fans in the bathroom after his concerts.

**dallison** · December 3rd, 2011, 07:31 PM

I don't even believe that he slept with her. I don't doubt he's hooked up with a few people along the way, but I just don't believe a single piece of her story.

**sluce** · December 3rd, 2011, 07:32 PM

Thank you Dallison! I don't think he ever me the girl. She's just a broke ass trick looking for some quick cash and failed.

**dallison** · December 3rd, 2011, 07:35 PM

Well she claims she was picked from the crowd... then picked from a group of select girls in a room.....

.... Really?

I don't even think she would stand out in a crowd, especially not to a guy that could "hand pick" girls.

**Dean James** · December 3rd, 2011, 08:35 PM

Maybe he was momentarily dazzled by all the shrapnel in her face.

**sluce** · December 3rd, 2011, 08:57 PM

Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber

**fgg** · April 23rd, 2012, 02:24 PM

Justin Bieber Mocks Alleged Baby Mama Mariah Yeater on Twitter

Justin Bieber is having the last laugh.

Mariah Yeater, 20, made headlines last fall when she claimed Bieber was the father of her baby and the singer is only just now laughing about it.

Bieber, 18, tweeted on Saturday, "Dear mariah yeeter…we have never met…so from the heart i just wanted to say…" He then linked to a YouTube clip of Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat character repeating, "You will never get this. You will never get this. La la la la la…"

Yeater claimed in late October of last year that she became pregnant with Bieber's baby after a sexual encounter backstage his concert at the Staples Center in L.A. when she was 19 and Bieber was 16.

The "baby" singer said he had never met Yeater and reportedly took a DNA test to prove her wrong.

Yeater withdrew her lawsuit and Bieber's team said in a statement they would, "vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to protect Justin and hold those involved with bring this suit accountable for their actions."

The tweet Bieber addressed to Yeater (though he spelled her name wrong) was part of his "Random Twitter Hour" on Saturday. He tweeted anything and everything that came to mind including, "Kinda weirded out that no one got the secret meaning of #boyfriend Obviously listening closely you can tell its about the migration of birds."

Justin Bieber Mocks Alleged Baby Mama Mariah Yeater on Twitter - UsMagazine.com

why not just let it go?