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    Ew, now you said it again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by huntsy_2000 View Post
    I really hope his dead beat shit head dad was there to hear the jokes about him having a lack of parents.
    His mother is no better. In fact she is worse, IMO. She has ridden his coattails writing a crap book about parenting and not aborting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Hi smother is no better. In fact she is worse, IMO. She has ridden his coattails writing a crap book about parenting and not aborting.
    So true Sluce. They are both dirt bags. Her book was the biggest crock o shit I've ever read.
    They used their son and then let him "raise" himself.

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    Is anyone watching? I forgot and just turned it on. So far, 4 minutes of commercials...

    It's on now and it appears that at least half the jokes are going right over Justin's head.
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    Martha Stewart KILLED IT!!!
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    I taped it and will probably watch it after trivia tomorrow.im nervous about Jeff Ross, since they pulled his Paul walker jokes.
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    He was fine. Aside from Martha, the best joke so far is Hannibal Buress saying, "I hate your music as much as Bill Cosby hates my comedy."
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    I basically only want to watch this for Martha.
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    "Snoop looks likes he just retired from the WNBA." Lol!! He really does.
    "None of us know what we're talking about, cuz you're gonna fly outta here on a private jet full of models, and we'll all be trying to fingerbang Martha Stewart at the after party."

    It's pretty funny, possible one of the best Roast's I've seen yet.
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    Oh man, Hannibal Burress went hard on Bieber.
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    I liked it all until the Bieb did his bullshit commercial at the end of how he is a good kid who has made some mistakes. Shut up and prove it.
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    I thought Beiber looked like a tv evangelist with that greasy blonde hair combed back and that purple suit.

    There were some really funny lines but it seemed they were mostly dissing each other instead of Beiber. I wanted them to tear into Justin but they coddled his ass, some of them complimenting him as they stepped down. I thought they were gonna smoke him.


    Pete davidson was hilarious when he called Kevin Hart Shaq's dick.


    I thought Natasha leggero was hilarious.


    Will ferrell was great, loved how he gave a documented run down of Justin's asshole life.


    Snoop's shirt and bowtie were so ugly. He really did look like a retired WNBA player.


    Justin's two-tone pink socks, LAME.


    Luda does look like Mr. Potato head but I have no doubt Justin beiber didn't write that joke.


    I thought Martha Stewart looked pretty.



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    Justin had the best lines. Some of it was funny and Bieber didn't come off badly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stef View Post
    He still looks like a greasy, pimply kid, desperatly trying to grow facial hair.

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    This was funny, though I didn't care for the ass-kissing at the end of every roast. Plus Justin's speech and jokes at the end, which were so obviously written for him, and not by him.

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