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    These boys are like the modern-day Osmonds
    Is this supposed to be a good thing? THe Osmonds were always so scary. ANd Donny is a grandfather? Lots of gay men are grandfathers.

    i thought the whole fake chastity christian mumbo jumbo creepy purity ball thing was over
    Remember that fucked up shit? I may have to find that link and re-read it just to remind myself how weird it is when people use thier own or other's sexually to validate themselves. Creepy.
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    Worry not, folks. I grew up surrounded by fundies and I know when they say shit like this that masturbation and oral don't count. Only the vadge.

    Oh, and if you're a chick, anal doesn't count either.
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    ^^ I had a Muslim girlfriend in HS that used to let her boyfriend fuck her in the ass because she had to be a virgin for her arranged marriage upon graduating HS.

    Oh glorious hypocrisy.....



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    Actually, I knew a religious girl who said to me (cryptically at the time--I was a bit slow on the uptake) that they might not have had vaginal sex but there were ways around it. I think I'm finally getting what she meant.
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    Oh please. They'll be married and miserable in no time. Good luck boys!

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    Wow, all those guys who whine about their girlfriends not letting do anal just need to hook up with some holy Christian fundie chick.

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    Having anal sex and then considering yourself "pure" or virginal is laughable. Talk about the ultimate hypocrisy. I wonder if they think they're better than people who have regular sex? Ridiculous.

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    ^I'm pretty sure most of them do, which is too funny. lol

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    Sex in the shit chute. So pure, pure, pure.
    Jack I swear.

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    I guess God is everywhere except up your ass. Although, "I Found God up Your Ass" sounds like a good title for a country song.

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    never even heard of them

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    I think it's great that they are sticking to their beliefs. I don't think there's anything wrong or embarrassing about wanting to wait until marriage.

    I also like the fact that they're giving these teenage girls who obsess over them the message that not all guys, even if they are celebrities, think being sexually permissive is cool.

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    Yeah, their beliefs that sex is somehow "dirty" or "unclean", which is basically medieval.

    Also, sexually permissive? LOL How about sexually responsible, which includes education and an adult view of it instead of the head-in-the-sand approach, or the repressive, fapping like crazy in a closet approach.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    How do you test the virginity of a man exactly?

    Easy. Get an attractive girl to make a pass at him. If he get's scared, nervous, awkward, and especially if he starts blushing, then you have a virgin on your hands. Also a male virgin doesn't exactly know what to do with women. If he's encouraged to hold her (and he'll have to be encouraged, being too nervous to take the initiative on his own), he'll act like some one trying to find the handles on luggage.

    Now isn't all that fumbling embarrassment rather sweet - not!

    For the record, I fall more into the 'no sex during marriage' group. After all, sex is for someone you love
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    They still make these??

    Oh well... good for them?
    & not a single fuck was given...

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