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    Awww, you guys are so cynical!

    These boys are like the modern-day Osmonds...not Mormon but very religious and started out with Christian music. And their dad's a minister.*

    Donny Osmond still claims he was a virgin when he married. Of course he got married at 21.

    The tween girls could have worse role models.

    *yes, I know...Papa Joe was a minister too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixiebelle View Post
    Awww, you guys are so cynical!

    These boys are like the modern-day Osmonds...not Mormon but very religious and started out with Christian music. And their dad's a minister.*

    Donny Osmond still claims he was a virgin when he married. Of course he got married at 21.

    The tween girls could have worse role models.

    *yes, I know...Papa Joe was a minister too.
    ...does this mean you don't think Donny is gay, too?..... ...he's still a virgin...if you are counting women......

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    Oh stop! Donny Osmond isn't GAY!!! He's a grandfather now!

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    .....suuuuuuure......... ......now the next question.....what is Marie?.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Jonas Brothers: We're staying virgins until marriage

    Poor bastards!!
    I feel more sorry for their future wives! Guys with no experience either 1) don't know what is going on, let alone how to please you or 2) use porn as their source of 'knowledge' -- either way, it all adds up to a terrible lay!! Besides, are the wives going to burden the badge of taking away their husbands' "purity" ??

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    Yeah right, this is just industry bullshit. PR people are absolutely behind this.....I don't believe for a second they're all virgins. Pshh.

    Plus even if this is true why must they tell the world about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    ^^Agreed. Having sex prior to marriage always seemed smart to me. I mean, imagine having sex for the first time on your wedding night and finding out your partner is into something a bit, ahem, different, such as pooing on a glass table while you lie naken underneath? Or S&M? Or whatever. Sounds far-fetched? I think not. There are all kinds of freaky folks out there and that's fine, as long as they're with people who are into thier freaky stuff.
    LMAO!!!

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    People should never say this. You never know what the future holds.

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    Britney said the same thing, and look what happened. In fact, I'm surprised she doesn't insist that she's still a virgin.

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    Am I still a virgin if I never had sex with a female?

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    Cute marketing ploy.

    Don't believe them for a second.

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    i thought the whole fake chastity christian mumbo jumbo creepy purity ball thing was over
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nycgirly101 View Post
    Plus even if this is true why must they tell the world about it?
    Exactly! It's nobody's business but your own ugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    agreed. sex outside of marriage is not dirty, or wrong, and really they're just ridiculous. plus, i feel sorry for whoever has to go to the trouble of teaching a 20+ man what to do in bed... unless they marry another virgin and then they can grope themselves in the dark and pray to jesus for years before they finally learn how to do it right.



    if this is true then they'll probably all end up on this mtv show "engaged & underage".
    "This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag

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    What springs to mind as soon as I read twang like this is the said virgin going hell for leather by himself in a toilet, shower, wherever any chance he gets. That disgusts me far more than anything. Not that anything truly disgusts me. Especially after that session with me and that goat....oh I mean....er...ah... nothing.
    Jack I swear.

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