Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis may be splitting up

[Honeythorn]

This broad should never ever ever ever ever ever eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever ever ever ever smile. Holy Fuckballz.

[mistify]

I think she has moments where she is pretty, but not in a while. But then sheesh Johnny looks horrible..( I mean i might still hit it just in memory of 21 Jump Street) But goodness he is rough !

[HWBL]

This broad should never ever ever ever ever ever eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever ever ever ever smile. Holy Fuckballz.

1. ^ Haha, agreed.
2. Depp's tattoos are hideous and I believe he's going through a midlife crisis.
3. That French guy's nose is intriguing. It's like his mother was knocked up by a horse.

[Honeythorn]

I think she has moments where she is pretty, but not in a while. But then sheesh Johnny looks horrible..( I mean i might still hit it just in memory of 21 Jump Street) But goodness he is rough !

I don't care, I'd hit, it flip it, rub it down oh nooooooooooooooo, dirty, funky stanky, all day long!

[mistify]

^ I was embarrassed to admit that even on the computer, lol!!!! You Go Girl! Like your avatar isnt that the dude from Depeche Mode? Still Love them! I forgot his name its been so long, of course My man is Dave Gahan! ( I almost forgot his name too!)

[Sasha]

I think she has moments where she is pretty, but not in a while. But then sheesh Johnny looks horrible..( I mean i might still hit it just in memory of 21 Jump Street) But goodness he is rough !

Vanessa's supposed new beau looks like he lives in the adjoining cardboard box on Skid Row. I think he and Benicio Del Toro were separated at birth.

[Sasha]

I don't care, I'd hit, it flip it, rub it down oh nooooooooooooooo, dirty, funky stanky, all day long!

I no longer feel that way about any male stars. I used to fantasize [like, a LOT] about Russell Crowe and I still get vague tingles when I think of his Gladiator Thighs but now he's just a middle aged dad who's a good actor. Alexander Skarsgard's lips give me pleasure but the whole guy doesn't do it for me any more. [although his hotness factor will go up by a million in my eyes if he's really dating that gorgeous beauty Charlize Theron]

Taking suggestions here. Who is the current guy you all get off on? You know, like that scene in SATC when they all admitted they masturbated to RC, but Clooney was always there for them when they needed him?

Two current hot guys I'm not into: Ryan Gosling and that Thor guy. RG suffers from Tiny Eyes/Too Close Together Syndrome, [like Ryan Reynolds, whose case study has been published in the American Journal of Medicine] and the Thor guy [Chris Something] looks like a mild mannered lifeguard to me.

Oh shit, sorry for the hijack. I'm, err, preoccupied. Honeythorn, it's all your fault. [though I'd DEFINITELY leave Johnny Depp out of my, err, equation] [holy shitballs parentheticals. Happy 420!]

[Honeythorn]

^ I was embarrassed to admit that even on the computer, lol!!!! You Go Girl! Like your avatar isnt that the dude from Depeche Mode? Still Love them! I forgot his name its been so long, of course My man is Dave Gahan! ( I almost forgot his name too!)

That is my real husband Martin Gore. I'd love to tag team him and Depp RAWR!

[DoubleSidedTape]

Taking suggestions here. Who is the current guy you all get off on?

Oh my Channing Tatum!! Have you seen the trailer for his new movie Magic Mike?? If not get ready for tingles and jingles cuz he is so damn sexy!

As for Johnny... I would love to see him single and on my doorstep. Alls you have to do is stick him in the shower clean him up and then throw him on the bed. DONE!

[mistify]

I no longer feel that way about any male stars. I used to fantasize [like, a LOT] about Russell Crowe and I still get vague tingles when I think of his Gladiator Thighs but now he's just a middle aged dad who's a good actor. Alexander Skarsgard's lips give me pleasure but the whole guy doesn't do it for me any more. [although his hotness factor will go up by a million in my eyes if he's really dating that gorgeous beauty Charlize Theron]

Taking suggestions here. Who is the current guy you all get off on? You know, like that scene in SATC when they all admitted they masturbated to RC, but Clooney was always there for them when they needed him?

Two current hot guys I'm not into: Ryan Gosling and that Thor guy. RG suffers from Tiny Eyes/Too Close Together Syndrome, [like Ryan Reynolds, whose case study has been published in the American Journal of Medicine] and the Thor guy [Chris Something] looks like a mild mannered lifeguard to me.

Oh shit, sorry for the hijack. I'm, err, preoccupied. Honeythorn, it's all your fault. [though I'd DEFINITELY leave Johnny Depp out of my, err, equation] [holy shitballs parentheticals. Happy 420!]

Mine is hands down Jason Mamoa and always my dear Daniel Craig!

HONEYTHORNE-- You took me back to 16 yrs of age looking at that picture! I was obsessed!!!!!!!!! You are kidding, right? Real husband? Or real in your head, husband???????

[Honeythorn]

Mine is hands down Jason Mamoa and always my dear Daniel Craig!

HONEYTHORNE-- You took me back to 16 yrs of age looking at that picture! I was obsessed!!!!!!!!! You are kidding, right? Real husband? Or real in your head, husband???????

Oh he's my husband...He just doesn't know it yet..LOLZ I've been lusting after this dude since the 80's . I do get alittle ahem steamy over Alan Rickman too.

[sputnik]

biolay's so annoying. but they love him in france and he's been good for a lot of struggling frenchies' music careers. he used to be married to chiara mastroianni, catherine deneuve's daughter and as a producer he practically created keren ann.

[Lalique]

Holy shit

[Kathie_Moffett]

Jank-teef!!!

One could drive a truck through that gap. Worse, they don't look particularly clean.

[louiswinthorpe111]

The gap between those teef is bigger than the gap between Leann's breasts....