Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis may be splitting up

[Mel1973]

^^
you mean effie, right?

Oh, definitely! I stand corrected. I don't want to be on the business end of her car or flower pot!

Course she means effie,duh!
But my friend saw them last summer at one of our islands very much in love and there were some sweet pictures of them kissing on a boat..ah,we will wait and see.

Sorry Effie. That was a test. You passed!!

I think she meant Kitty, actually

NO~!

*Reving up car and getting flower pot ready *

*google maps kitty for effie*

[Chilly Willy]

Effie and I will share him.

I always wished for them to break up, because I never thought she was good enough. But now that it's actually happening (smoke/ fire), I'm kinda sad.

[fgg]

Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis Living 'Sad' Separate Lives

Once upon a time, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis lived a quiet family life far from the spotlight in the sleepy French hamlet of Plan-de-la-Tour.

But that time is no more, and now the couple largely reside in L.A. – when they are in the same city at all.

Depp, 48, and Paradis, 39, who are parents to Lily-Rose, 12, and Jack, 9, have not appeared side-by-side on a red carpet for more than a year. Multiple sources tell PEOPLE in this week's cover story that the relationship is all but officially finished.

In fact, some in their circle say the couple of nearly 14 years have already split. Says one insider: "It's so sad."

[sluce]

But my friend saw them last summer at one of our islands very much in love and there were some sweet pictures of them kissing on a boat..ah,we will wait and see.

So now we know the cause of the break up. While in Greece Johnny hooked up with Effie and now no other woman will do.

[effie2]

So now we know the cause of the break up. While in Greece Johnny hooked up with Effie and now no other woman will do.

Sad but true

[sluce]

I knew it!!!!!

[cmmdee]

Damn so I guess the rumors were true about Johnny and Vanessa.

[sluce]

and so are the rumors about Johnny and Effie.

[cmmdee]

And the split pics come out:

[Chilly Willy]

Pf, I made those 13 years ago.

[effie2]

It makes me so very sad..i loved them together and i am afraid he ll have a major meltdown now..boozing and shit..and i dont have the energy to..you know what..look after him properly.!

[CornFlakegrl]

I hope he doesn't go off the rails either Effie. But since you aren't in a position to care for him, I'll jump in.

[effie2]

I hope he doesn't go off the rails either Effie. But since you aren't in a position to care for him, I'll jump in.

Only under my very strict supervision..

[ManxMouse]

She's only 39? I say GODDAMN!!

[JadeStar70]

I want him to hook up with Angie! Even better would be him being the father of her new baby.