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    ^^ with me soaping him up. Repeatedly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    ^^ with me soaping him up. Repeatedly.
    Well, someone has got to do it.

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    Don't forget to cream his elbows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    ^^ with me soaping him up. Repeatedly.

    He needs someone to soap him up, wash his hair, and get him some dental work. The guy needs a few lessons in hygiene, too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JadeStar70 View Post
    He needs someone to soap him up, wash his hair, and get him some dental work. The guy needs a few lessons in hygiene, too!

    I'll sooooooooo do all that and more! I'd hit that in a NY second!! Dirty and all!!!
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    Ya'll are all some really nasty ho's, JOhnny is just naaaaaaaaasty lol
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    the rumours continue:

    JohnnyDeppAndVanessaParadis'RelationshipInTrouble,HeadingForASplit

    Posted on Jan 06, 2012 @ 06:00AM
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    By Alexis Tereszcuk - Radar Senior Reporter
    Hollywood heavyweight Johnny Depp's long term relationship with Vanessa Paradis is on the rocks RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned, and the actor is struggling to deal with their crucial problems, says a source.
    Johnny, 48, and the mother of his two children, have been arguing constantly and this may be the end for the couple as they head towards Splitsville.
    "Johnny isn't handling anything well right now," a source close to the Pirates of the Caribbean star told RadarOnline.com.
    PHOTOS: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis at the Chanel Party
    "People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now. Their relationship is heading toward the end."
    While Depp's movies are doing well, his personal life may be falling apart. "Johnny has started reaching out to lawyers, probably to quietly discuss how to get out of the relationship. They're not married but they've been together for years and have kids together so it isn't as easy as just breaking up," the source said.
    PHOTOS: Johnny Depp As Alice in Wonderland's Mad Hatter
    While Johnny has tried to put on a brave face for his children, the source said friends are concerned about him.
    "Johhny is so talented at acting, but he doesn’t seem able to hide how badly things are going right now."
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    What with the public drunkenness and his weird interviews as of late, I wouldn't be surprised if it's true. Plus his daughter is running around in clothes that are inappropriate for at 12-year-old.

    http://eyeprime.net/?s=lily+rose
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    what interview did he recently do?

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    I'm skeptical.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheBoyWhoLived View Post
    What with the public drunkenness and his weird interviews as of late, I wouldn't be surprised if it's true. Plus his daughter is running around in clothes that are inappropriate for at 12-year-old.

    Lily Rose | eyeprime - high def celebs

    Public drunkenness and weird interviews as of late, meaning the last two decades?

    Lily looks like she's growing up like young Vanessa did. She's probably the one taking her shopping and approving of her dressing that way.

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    Wait... he's drunk and on a break from Vanessa? oooh, I might have a chance!

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    Cue the Angie and Johnny rumors in 3... 2...

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    yeah lily definitely takes after her mother in the mini-slut department.

    vanessa was huge when i was growing up, became famous in her early teens. and she always looked, um, preococious. as a friend of mine says, you can tell she started early.
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    I think it's true.
    sharp as Angie's square jaw

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    yeah lily definitely takes after her mother in the mini-slut department.

    vanessa was huge when i was growing up, became famous in her early teens. and she always looked, um, preococious. as a friend of mine says, you can tell she started early.
    Lily is her god damn clone basically




















    Yeah, I'd be worried... sorry for the picture spam. She was quite stunning when she was young.

    Last edited by bychance; January 6th, 2012 at 07:06 PM.

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