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    I bet he leaves grease stains on the furniture. and that IS NOT new, he's always been greasy.
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    As far as I know, in this country (and more so in my part of it, I'm acutely aware of this) the piece of paper makes a huge difference. It probably shouldn't, but there it is.

    Hell in my state if one party wants a divorce and the other doesn't it can take some effort to make that happen! Unless the person wanting it is lucky enough to possess some not-easily-disregarded-in-court proof that the other person has fucked up.

    And maybe I just know too many who did the shack-up (without papers) for years and they were basically fucked (if they couldn't support themselves) when things went bust. Unless there were kids.

    I know money is not an issue here. But I think he would be just shitty enough to marry some young bint after not feeling the need to bother with her.
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    Johnny made sure Vanessa is more than comfortable. Decency has nothing to do with a piece of paper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    No shit! That's the part I was like, "huh?" to. What definition of exotic are we going by here?
    She's def not exotic but I still think she's hot as hell. Can't fault ole Johnny for this one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uindangergurl View Post
    I used to love him so, so much. In hs, I had a picture of him wearing a striped turtleneck holding a puppy. I ripped it out of Seventeen or YM or something. I taped it to the wall behind my desk and just stare at it instead of doing my homework. He and Winona were like the king and queen of weirdness. It's sad to see what a joke he's become, professionally and personally.

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    i love how everyone is ignoring the part where he said "if Vanessa wanted to get hitched, why not", the name thing just sounds like he's kidding around. why does everyone assume they never got married because he didn't want to marry her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    i love how everyone is ignoring the part where he said "if Vanessa wanted to get hitched, why not", the name thing just sounds like he's kidding around. why does everyone assume they never got married because he didn't want to marry her?
    exactly.

    and mrs dark, i think what you are saying depends on the state. if it is a state that recognizes common-law marriages (maybe yours doesn't), then i don't think the marriage cert makes a diff. but probably montana or sluce know more than i about this. but as for johnny and vanessa, not sure of the location of their union - was it france or their private island? that might make a diff as well.

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    Amber Heard really came in and stole all of Blake Lively's hustle while Reynolds has had her locked up in the basement. I've got a $1 says it's actually just Amber's pr kicking up any rumors about them getting married to really milk the relationship & the two probably haven't even discussed it. I actually kind of like her, outside of all the Ayn Rand nonsense. And I've always assumed it was Vanessa's decision that they never got married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ana-mish-ana View Post
    LOL *Points to my avatar*
    THAT'S Johnny Dep? I had no idea.
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    Me neither. That's awesome, ana!
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    He's actually cute as hell in your avi, Ana. Who knew.
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    Meanwhile, as Effie is trying to convince the rest of GR that Johnny is clean and is going to be her man Kittylady sneaks in and carries him off...
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    *Trips kittylady and grabs Johnny*
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    You may not believe me ,may think it,s impossible,but i ll meet that man one day soon.He still has what it takes for me,so kindly lay off..or else!

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    Pfff! I'll take effie and Shellee on, no problem! I've just survived nearly a week away with the in-laws and a tribe of feral kids! I'm invincible!!!!
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