Johnny Depp Gives A Drunken Speech At The Hollywood Awards

[Catty]

I'm surprised they let him on stage like that!

[nwgirl]

^ That one worked for me.

Thanks, Agent Orange.

Worked for me too. Wow!!! Thankfully none of my drunken moments have been caught on camera. That's embarrassing. And he has become a cliche. Sad.

[ConstanceSpry]

Hopefully, this spectacle cured Effie of her obsession.

[effie2]

I gave up on him some time ago..but fuck it still hurts.I remember an interview years back..his dream was to grow old in his French village,drinking his wine at the village,s bistro,his kids just back from school and Vanessa cooking dinner..

[AnnT]

I had to watch on YouTube as well. Nothing wrong with a little drink, but while presenting an award?

I didn't know that he had issues with alcohol in the past.

Love me weekend drinks meself, but I don't have to present anything! I like Johnny Depp a lot, either way.

[BITTER]

Maybe the fumes from his infamous B.O. finally have taken its toll.

[AnnT]

What? He has B.O. as well? I ought to read more here, I didn't know that!

[CoCo Chanel]

I blame "Alice In Wonderland". From that point on, his film career was downhill on a greased sled.

Also it didn't help that he focused so much on his baby mama plan. Find a baby mama, get her pregnant in three months, get the heir and a spare..but then what happens when the kids grow up?

Well, looks like you start to get smashed and show up plastered at awards shows.

[MsDark]

Those kids have been around awhile now. How long as he been doing this?

Of course, he has a history prior to the kids. But I thought if anything the period where he was with the baby mama...which hasn't been for awhile now...and raising the kids calmed him down a tad.

Isn't he supposed to be all ecstatic and shit with that newbie *not-an-overrated-fame-whore-half-his-age* fiancee that every dude wants to bang?

[witchcurlgirl]

I see the mid life crisis is coming along nicely.