John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John Reunite in Christmas Album

**MsDark** · October 5th, 2012, 11:19 AM

I can't believe people still exist who have difficulty with (or even get pissed off at) the idea of John Travolta being gay. Girl please.

**louiswinthorpe111** · October 5th, 2012, 11:24 AM

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lol wow just because John and Olivia made a new Christmas album, does not mean that John is gay. There are many men who sing and have Christmas songs/albums.

This cracks me up because I know a guy in my town who makes his own Xmas CD's, just had his 3rd kid with his wife and he's GAY, GAY, GAY! I really don't know how the wife doesn't see it. and it's been confirmed to me by another gay friend that he trolls around gay establishments, because he knows WAAAY too many details about Mike. And Mike makes his own Xmas CD. Love it!

**Waterslide** · December 5th, 2012, 01:28 PM

Wednesday, December 5th 2012

Xenu Claus Has Brought Us Another Beautiful Christmas Gift

"You might like it" isn't only the line that John Travolta says after he raises his ass up in the air and rubs his Scientolohole against a massage therapist's crotch. It's also the name of his new Christmas song with Olivia Newton-John. The cover of John and ONJ's holiday album is what you would see if you put a magnifying glass up to a unicorn's fart bubble after it ate all of the Christmas candy, and the video for their first (and last) single is just as special.
In the video that costs less than the shoe polish John Travolta smears all over his head every morning, JT and ONJ two-step, hug and drive together in Ocala, FL. Everything about this gift from Baby Xenu is beautiful from the hairy skid mark on JT's chin to ONJ's face looking like an inside/out rubber cat mask to the chain wallet to the random hugging of policemen to ONJ driving on the sidewalk and waving at nobody.Yes, this is what has become of Danny and Sandy and I might LOVE it!

Posted by: Michael K
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Gay • John Travolta • Olivia Newton-John • This Belongs In A Museum

**mostroop** · December 5th, 2012, 01:47 PM

Wow, that was really bad.

**msdeb** · December 5th, 2012, 01:54 PM

everyone knows how much i love me some JT, but even I cannot like that song or video

**sluce** · December 5th, 2012, 04:03 PM

Bu the balck is so slimming.

**greysfang** · December 5th, 2012, 04:16 PM

That's more than awful.

**Brookie** · December 5th, 2012, 04:39 PM

This blows chunks of just about everything.

**NoNoRehab** · December 5th, 2012, 06:38 PM

I don't understand. Aren't these people rich? Could they not pay a real director to shoot an actual music video? This has lower production values than Rebecca Black's "Friday."

And Travolta, stop trying to make your daughter happen. She's never going to happen.

**mostroop** · December 5th, 2012, 07:18 PM

Which one is his daughter?

I hate myself for asking this question, because once you tell me who it is, I will watch the video again

**InigoMontoya** · December 5th, 2012, 07:43 PM

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day. His hair reminds me of a line from a play I did years ago..."She's got...helmet hair." It looks like those little pieces of hair you could stick on a Fisher Price figurine (may have been Weeble-Wobble figurines).

**Karistiona** · December 5th, 2012, 08:11 PM

Oh my actual God that was incredible! The dance! The spray hair! The low production values! It's about the least festive Christmas song and video I've ever come across. I may need this on my Christmas playlist.

**Waterslide** · December 5th, 2012, 10:35 PM

That song and video are so disturbing on so many levels, but what I really can't understand is why Kelly Preston is in the video. Like why is she dancing around at the airport while John Travolta and ONJ are "making love all night" (!) and watching It's A Wonderful Life? I know they're trying really hard to make him seem like a hetero lady's man, but that makes no sense even in this piece of crap video. I'm embarrassed for all of them except maybe Kelly Preston because I really don't get her involvement in this.