John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John Reunite in Christmas Album

**cheray** · October 2nd, 2012, 08:06 PM

It must be a joke .....it looks like a joke, the songs are probably joke songs, he has joke hair and she has the joker face, so were all good to go I guess.

**msdeb** · October 2nd, 2012, 09:16 PM

All i can come up with is whoa. and i love me some JT.

i'm sure one of my friends will buy this for me LOL

**Sylkyn** · October 2nd, 2012, 10:12 PM

The Christmas Gift that KEEPS ON GIVING! Omg...if this is real-- I... I can't go on. My sides...

**mjw** · October 2nd, 2012, 11:00 PM

From Tumblr:

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lol wow just because John and Olivia made a new Christmas album, does not mean that John is gay. There are many men who sing and have Christmas songs/albums.

If he’s gay, then just let him be. It’s really not a big deal.

WTF is this? Is John slowly going cross-eyed or is it just me?

Holiday Nightmares
There are just no words to describe this …

How is this happening? Why is this happening? Who is allowing this to happen?

So…he finally came out?

boxcar-rodeo

I’m a sucker for Christmas albums but NO THANKS pod people. This is the track listing as imagined by my husband Stu:
Such Christmas classics like:

Oh Little Planet TeeGeeAk (sung to the tune of Oh Little Town of Bethlehem)
L. Ron Hubbard’s Coming To Town
Do You Sea Org What I Sea Org
Oh Holy Night (When Xenu’s Finally Conquered)
Silent Birth
Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Volcano
and of course…
Sleigh Ride.

**Trixie** · October 3rd, 2012, 06:06 AM

Originally Posted by lurkur

I've never seen a toupee made out of felt before.

**darksithbunny** · October 3rd, 2012, 06:09 AM

Either seriously drunk or on drugs! LOL. And is that black shoe polish on his hair?!?

**Brookie** · October 3rd, 2012, 06:24 AM

Originally Posted by darksithbunny

Either seriously drunk or on drugs! LOL. And is that black shoe polish on his hair?!?

Old English Scratch Cover furniture polish.

**burnt_toast** · October 3rd, 2012, 08:36 AM

Had to change my avi for that! So perfectly awful.

**gas_chick** · October 3rd, 2012, 08:53 AM

Who approved this cover? Did they think this looked good or natural?

**rollo** · October 3rd, 2012, 12:31 PM

Merry Christmas, everyone!

**Yoko Ono** · October 3rd, 2012, 10:41 PM

I can't believe anyone would be caught dead with that in their collection.
I'd only buy it to give as a gift for an aunt I don't like and also 2 bratty nephews.

**Palermo** · October 3rd, 2012, 11:02 PM

who thinks he can actually sing?

**rollo** · October 4th, 2012, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by Yoko Ono

I can't believe anyone would be caught dead with that in their collection.
I'd only buy it to give as a gift for an aunt I don't like and also 2 bratty nephews.

Shhh, don't tell Sluce!

**Karistiona** · October 4th, 2012, 12:29 PM

Oh I LOVE a Christmas album, can't wait to hear this monstrosity!

**sluce** · October 5th, 2012, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Yoko Ono

I can't believe anyone would be caught dead with that in their collection.
I'd only buy it to give as a gift for an aunt I don't like and also 2 bratty nephews.

Originally Posted by rollo

Shhh, don't tell Sluce!

You hate filled bitchez seem to have missed this part of the story:

The album, which will be released on November 13, also features all-star line-up including Barbra Streisand, Tony Bennett, James Taylor and Kenny G. Proceeds from the album will benefit Jett Travolta Foundation and the Olivia Newton-John Cancer and Wellness Centre.

It's not like these 2 plastic creatures are the only voices on the album.

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