John Mayer's confessions

**Bellatheball** · July 4th, 2008, 11:18 PM

WTF is wrong with her? Even during the VV thing, or Brad Pitt thing, or Paul S thing she kept a fairly low profile. She hates to fly but now she's circling the globe following this asshole?

**MrsDark** · July 4th, 2008, 11:29 PM

I know I'm about to start some shit, but I think she still dies a little bit on the inside every time Brad breeds.

**Sasha** · July 4th, 2008, 11:31 PM

^^I'll bet you are right, MrsDark. I would if I were in her shoes.

**LovintheAfternoon** · July 4th, 2008, 11:34 PM

She's gotten sucked into his publicity/whore bubble... and even worse, she's now a BS bantering groupie!

His head is too big.

**GaPeach** · July 4th, 2008, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

I know I'm about to start some shit, but I think she still dies a little bit on the inside every time Brad breeds.

oh I've got a friend on this board who is going to have a hemmi but I agree...... now. I didn't at first.

I think she thought it wouldn't be hard, they would get a divorce and still be friends and some where down the road they would maybe get back together or find someone else--way down the road. She didn't expect MAMS and a hot Angelina Jolie and down the road coming before the divorce was final.

It's like when you break up you always hope the ex is somewhere with a broken heart miserable for the rest of their days

**sputnik** · July 6th, 2008, 06:09 AM

another overrated, pretentious, pseudo-indie wanker. he and ryan adams should ride away together into the sunset. well, at least until they get jealous and catty and poke each other's eyes out.

**yanna** · July 6th, 2008, 07:45 AM

I totally didn't know his music so youtubed him a bit. Not awful, not good either. Typical indie crap. I hope Jennifer knows what she's doing with this guy. I wouldn't trust him.

And that comment about small animals? How funny. Not.

**ekee** · July 6th, 2008, 09:48 AM

i hate this douchebag.

**GaPeach** · July 6th, 2008, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by yanna

I totally didn't know his music so youtubed him a bit. Not awful, not good either. Typical indie crap. I hope Jennifer knows what she's doing with this guy. I wouldn't trust him.

And that comment about small animals? How funny. Not.

agreed

I thought he might be a step up from Vince Vaughn, at least he likes females but now I'm not so sure - well he's better than Ashton Kutcher. Ashton - how can anybody be serious about boinking a dude with a girls name?

**Just Kill Me** · July 6th, 2008, 01:45 PM

I can't stand this DB; and I think I threw up a little in my own mouth seeing him on the cover of Rolling Stone proclaiming to list the 100 greatest guitar songs of all time.

**sweetness** · July 6th, 2008, 10:38 PM

I like a lot of his songs even though he does seem kinda douchy at times.

Oh, and I also like brussel sprouts and Bill Clinton.

**Shuisfan1234** · July 7th, 2008, 05:58 AM

Originally Posted by GaPeach

agreed

I thought he might be a step up from Vince Vaughn, at least he likes females but now I'm not so sure - well he's better than Ashton Kutcher. Ashton - how can anybody be serious about boinking a dude with a girls name?

Since when are their girls named Ashton? I have NEVER heard of one, and I have heard some of the worlds worst names and Ashton as a name isnt even bad, but if you want to be technical, that isnt his real name. Its Christopher. Ashton is a middle name.

I choose Ashton over John Mayer in a heartbeat. Ashton is at least funny sometimes, and while I doubt he and Demi will be together by the end of 2009, he's with someone 15 yrs his senior and dosen't blog about sexual details like that asshole Mayer.

He will drop the Chin in 6 months or less, she will be so caught up and blindsided, but it will happen. I do think the Brangie and their constant fucking, adopting and having beautiful spawns is BUGGING her. She pretends its not, but it probably is. I bet she does want marriage, just so she can have someone everyday and have a hit movie career. We know the latter wont happen though.

I think she looks her age, she has a good body but her face is truly average. She is the most famous John has ever scored. Not the prettiest. Or even the richest. I think Cameron has more money then she does. He was just using her, Jessica and Minka for some publicity. Now its Jennifer turn, he must be killer in the sack. But no way this dude is going to marry her unless there is no prenup involved. Then he can get half her money, then dump her for someone his age or younger and blog about how she is "clingy and pathetic". Just a matter of time.