John Mayer 'wants summer fling' with Jennifer Aniston

**Grimmlok** · May 15th, 2008, 11:37 AM

*watches the brangeloonies and fanistons go at each other endlessly with amusement*

**cmmdee** · May 15th, 2008, 11:38 AM

^^ Lily, you HAVE to go to Just Jared and read these crazy ass peoples' posts about BRangelina. You will die! I just went there yesterday and almost peed my pants from laughter/being afraid of them! LOL

**Belinda** · May 15th, 2008, 11:45 AM

^^ I'm sure it's going to be even worse today with Cannes going on... they are probably fawning all over Angie Jo

**tkdgirl** · May 15th, 2008, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Belindagogo

^^ I'm sure it's going to be even worse today with Cannes going on... they are probably fawning all over Angie Jo

Yeah the 'oh she looks so beautiful' remarks when she's clearly wearing an Eddie Bauer tent for a dress cracks me up.

**Grimmlok** · May 15th, 2008, 11:59 AM

But Saint Angelina has that preggo motherly glow that dried-up saharavag Chiniston will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER experience.

EVAR.

**greysfang** · May 15th, 2008, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

*watches the brangeloonies and fanistons go at each other endlessly with amusement*

Its really getting old.

**Grimmlok** · May 15th, 2008, 12:05 PM

Nah, it's hilarious. They each accuse each other of being foaming fantards while being foaming fantards themselves, then accuse each other of bias, and then think the other is insane.

It's brilliant that a bunch of celebutards create this much animosity LOL

**tamjo54** · May 15th, 2008, 12:24 PM

This story is nothing new, but the media will always feed on it because they know it is of great interest to all the actors fans. Remember when Debbie Reynolds had her husband, Eddie Fisher taken away by Elisabeth Taylor. Same situation, different people. It makes for good drama. That is why we write about it and the media cares.

**greysfang** · May 15th, 2008, 12:26 PM

True and when all the biased, freakish fantards get on my nerves, I can always go look at lolcats.

**Lily** · May 15th, 2008, 01:02 PM

I'm biased and freakish....but in a GOOD way.

**Sasha** · May 15th, 2008, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

This is a good post.

I suppose, like I said, I don't understand the enormous amount of cruelty and vitriol towards JA. It's one thing to not like her, it's another to be psychotically vicious. But, then again, GR isn't much fun without the psychotic viciousness, and I am psychotically vicious towards JA's alleged nemesis.

I understand it even if I don't agree with it.

Many people were very judgemental when AJ broke up Jen's marriage, and YES SHE DID break up that marriage, so they felt they had to tear down Jen in order to justify what had happened.

She's "Maniston"- or manly, so she couldn't possibly have satisfied the mucho macho Bradleeeeeee.

Nevermind Angie is the one who loves eating pussy.

"Chiniston"-Her chin is so big Brad must have run screaming into the arms of the uber perfect Angie.

Her "Sandy Vag" refused to produce children for her Lord and Master Husband, nevermind a womans' right to choose what she does with her ovaries. <<That applies to Angie as well.

She can't act, her movies never make money, she's only a haircut, Rachel was lame-it goes on and on and on every time Brangelina is brought up. I like Jen, Angie, and Brad about equally (tho as I've said before "Brangelina" gets on my last nerve) and imo there is just no need to continue tearing down Jen in order to build up the Dynamic Duo and vice versa. Hate or love them on their own merits. IMO.

**tkdgirl** · May 15th, 2008, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

I'm biased and freakish....but in a GOOD way.

I was neutral at first. But the Brangeloonies pushed me to the biased and freakishly good (and logical) side.

**AALICIAA** · May 15th, 2008, 02:11 PM

Ew, How could she let that break her heart..

**Chalet** · May 15th, 2008, 05:58 PM

The last person I feel sorry for is poor Aniston. She's worth 100 million dollars and is free as a bird. I'd be her any day of the week. What bothers me are Brad's crappy movies, his pretty boy looks are gone, and acts like he's been swallowed up by a succubus.