She was on one of those news magazine shows going on and on and on about every detail of her wedding. I felt like I was listening to a 20 year old who had no business getting married due to immaturity.
She was on one of those news magazine shows going on and on and on about every detail of her wedding. I felt like I was listening to a 20 year old who had no business getting married due to immaturity.
Whenever I see that photo I wonder if it's intentional or the result of a really poor fitting.
ROTFL!!! You are right. The same old mermaid shit so she can show off her boobs and butt. I cannot STAND this woman. That accent is fake. I'm sorry. You've been in America for how long? You would've lost a bit of the accent by now. I love it when Cecily Strong imitates her on SNL!
Before you can judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
I'd have charged him the $3.84 for the water and Cheetos. I can't be the only one who doesn't see his appeal.
That dress is horrific and the overskirt looks heavy and like they draped some curtains around her waist and called it a day. No bueno but then again she's never not looked tacky so there's no reason her wedding would be an exception. And I like her but she has pretty awful style.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
Access Hollywood reports the dress was more than 17 pounds, and took 32 people, on two continents, more than 1500 hours to create. WHAT????
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I'd much rather watch a guy mowing a yard than lovin' up a Coke machine. Plus, he seems to have 3 brain cells who are all fighting each other.
See, I'd take smarts and personality over beefcake any day so I can't really get into him. I must be the only one of my friends who hasn't watched Magic Mike, or wanted to.
But good luck to Joe and Sofia. Maybe she can get him a Thinking Brain dog as a wedding gift.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
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