Maybe it could work if he cut out her tongue. I couldn't handle listening to her for more than an hour, or I would cut it out myself! But,...she is very beautiful!
Maybe it could work if he cut out her tongue. I couldn't handle listening to her for more than an hour, or I would cut it out myself! But,...she is very beautiful!
Now THERE'S a sex tape that I would watch. With popcorn. And lube...
Insert witty line here
He must be an asshole. She has a thing for them.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
Hate him. Adore her to pieces.
white, black, puerto rican/everybody just a freakin'/good times were rollin'.
I met Joe a few years ago and he is super sweet...he also dwarfed my 6'1" husband.
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This would be a celeb sex tape I would watch, and I've never seen one before.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I think I would watch that as well, greys.
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Sofia Vergara's Ex Nick Loeb Talks Her New Boyfriend Joe Manganiello, Slams Her: "I Like a Girl to Dress a Little Classier"
Someone’s a sore loser! Sofia Vergara has clearly moved on from ex-fiance Nick Loeb, stepping out publicly with True Blood’s Joe Manganiello in July after splitting from the businessman in May.
Loeb, 39, spoke to the New York Post on Sunday, Sept. 7 about his ex’s new man, saying, “He’s a great-looking guy. I guess if I was a girl, I’d be dating him too.”
As for the Modern Family star, 42, Loeb claimed he wasn’t too distraught over the end of their relationship.
“I’m sort of conservative, so I like a girl to dress a little classier,” he said, adding that Vergara’s cleavage-happy looks weren’t ideal to him. “I’ve always sort of liked the more classic, elegant look on a woman.”
Loeb and Vergara’s two-year relationship did not end on a good note. Sources told Us Weekly that the ABC star’s ex was trying to take advantage of her fame to boost his reputation.
“He desperately wanted her to use her star power to launch his acting career,” a source told Us. “He made her look like a fool.”
Read more: Sofia Vergara's Ex Nick Loeb Talks Joe Manganiello, Slams Her - Us Weekly
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
These people don't give a fuck about YOU or us. It's a message board, for Christ's sake. ~ mrs.v ~
~"Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!" ~the lovely and talented Miss Julia Roberts~
And she likes her men to look a little less Lurch-like. You were fine with the way she dressed during the time you were together. Try again.
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Sofia Vergara flashes diamond ring on vacation with boyfriend Joe Manganiello | Daily Mail Online
Sofia Vergara, 42, flashes diamond ring while on Hawaiian vacation with beau Joe Manganiello, 38
- Sofia and Joe started dating in June after her May split from Nick Loeb
- They first met in May at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
- The 42-year-old actress took Joe to Hawaii for his 38th birthday on Sunday
- While sunbathing she flashed a diamond ring on her wedding finger
- Though she has yet to comment, E! claims a source has confirmed the Modern Family star got engaged on Christmas Day
By Heidi Parker for MailOnline
Published: 12:45 EST, 29 December 2014 | Updated: 17:37 EST, 29 December 2014
She just ended her engagement to Nick Loeb in May. And already Sofia Vergara looks to be off the market again.
While poolside in Hawaii on Wednesday, the 42-year-old actress flashed a large diamond rock on her wedding finger that looked like an engagement ring.
The Modern Family star was also seen kissing her beau of six months, Joe Manganiello, who she swept off to the tropical island not just to celebrate Christmas, but also to help him ring in his 38th birthday on Sunday.
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Lovers holiday: Sofia Vergara showed off her figure with a Theodora & Callum scarf while poolside with Joe Manganiello in Hawaii on Christmas Eve
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Is that an engagement ring? The 42-year-old actress showed off a diamond rock on her wedding finger while kissing her beau of six months on the lips
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A better look: The bling certainly looked like an engagement ring
Though the actress sometimes wears a diamond ring to promote her jewelry line - So Sofia for Kay Jewelers - this one looked different.
The center rock was large and a rectangular shape and was surrounded by smaller diamonds.
It did not look like a cocktail ring or friendship ring.
And the couple certainly looked plenty loved up, suggesting that a holiday proposal could have happened.
E! reported on Monday afternoon that the two are engaged, according to one of their sources, and specified that the proposal happened on Christmas Day.
Page Six also claims one of their sources is confirming the news.
Vergara's her rep has yet to confirm.
When Hollywood Life asked her ex Loeb about the engagement, he told the site, 'I hope they use Pickle Crunch on the wedding cake.' Nick is the owner of Pickle Crunch as well as Onion Crunch, which are condiments.
Vergara and Manganiello were seen sitting side by side on lounge chairs as they sunned themselves in Hawaii. Sofia showed off her famous curves in not only a black two piece, but also a white ruffled once piece, and a Theodora & Callum scarf.
While working on her tan, the Colombian read books and magazines.
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All smiles on this retreat: The Modern Family star looked happy to be sitting next to her hunky boyfriend
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Another laugh: The Colombian beauty seemed to enjoy her sunbathing partner as she lovingly looked over at him while holding her phone
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Catching up on their reading: The mother of one wore a black two piece as she looked over a weekly as Joe focused on his iPad
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Adjusting her swim wear: The Emmy favorite made sure her suit was firmly in place
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Another look at that rock: Vergara flashed her bling heavily while standing up in this cover up
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Lunch break! Sofia carried her wedge sandals and purse as she made her way back to the hotel
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The rock really sparkles: Her new bauble looks to be at least 10 carats and set in platinum
Later she was seen in a skintight blue dress with wedge cork sandals in beige.
At another point the Emmy favorite also wore a white skirt as she walked around.
Also with her was her son Manolo, 21, who she had with husband Joe Gonzalez. The two were wed from 1991 to 1993 and he is the only spouse she has ever had.
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Her last fiancé: The red-carpet staple with Nick Loeb in May at the White House Correspondents' Dinner just days before their split
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A tale of two rings: Sofia with the rock Loeb gave her (left) and the design Manganiello selected for her (right)
Joe looked relaxed as he sat by his girlfriend's side. He wore dark trunks, sunglasses and facial hair.
Over the weekend Sofia tweeted that he was her 'love' and 'best friend.'
'Happy happy bday to my love and best friend ❤️❤️to the one that makes me laugh like crazy!have a healthy wonderfull year babe!!!@joemanganiello.'
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That is some pool dress: The Three Stooges star stood out in a plunging white gown that also was seen through on the bottom
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Yet another fabulous look: The Fading Gigolo star also used a purple wrap to hide her hips
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More chit chat: The Latin beauty crossed one leg over the other while having a conversation with a pal
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Taking pictures from her lounger: The pinup snuck in a few snaps as she looked across the pool; here she does not have on that large diamond ring
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Getting dressed: The LA resident slipped into her white frock as Joe buried his face in a striped towel
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Lazy day: Joe wore dark swim trunks as he tried to get a tan; he also had on facial stubbl
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Selfies are for lovers... on vacation: Joe leaned in as Sofia took a few snaps with her smart phone
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Mahalo: During another pool session, Joe wore grey trunks and a shirt as well as a black necklace while Sofia had on a tight blue dress
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Nice wrap: The Dirty Sexy Money guest star put on a scarf for a few minutes, but it didn't stay put
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By her side: The Hollywood vets looked comfortable with each other as they strolled on the grounds of the fancy resort
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Covered up more: Vergara looked happy as she sat with a friend - who had a tattoo of a diamond on his heel - in a wicker chair
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No down time from glamor: The Machete Kills star wore red lipstick and a pair of Tom Ford sunglasses as she took an ice water break
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More gems: The sexy import looks to be wearing a thumb ring and an emerald necklace from her So Sofia line available at Kay Jewelers
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We are family: The Hollywood power star carried a beige purse as she walked with her 21-year-old son Manolo who she had with ex-husband Joe Gonzalez. The two were wed from 1991 to 1993 and he is the only spouse she has ever had
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Ho-ho Joe: Onlookers stared at the True Blood star as he walked to the hotel bar
Vergara also shared a photo of the birthday cake she presented him along with two balloons. The color theme matched that of his favorite football team, The Pittsburgh Stealers.
She captioned that one, 'Hawaiian bday.'
The two started dating in June. 'It's very, very new,' an insider told UsWeekly. 'They're having fun and getting to know each other.'
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True love: The TV sensation posted this cozy shot of the two in embrace while on their getaway
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This note says it all: Vergara wrote, 'Happy happy bday to my love and best friend ❤️❤️to the one that makes me laugh like crazy!have a healthy wonderfull year babe!!!@joemanganiello'
Another source said they were introduced at the White House Correspondents Dinner in May. But Sofia was still with Nick.
The two were seen together over the 4th Of July weekend and were spotted dining together at the Louisiana city's Li'l Dizzy's Cafe.
'They were very friendly and took pictures with other diners,' the eyewitness said. They held hands and kissed.
'Sofia is Joe's dream girl!' an insider told UsWeekly. 'He's been smitten with her for years. He's always had a huge crush on her. Things are going well for them so far.'
Before Sofia Manganiello dated model Bridget Peters, but they split sometime after January. He was also engaged to model-actress Audra Marie in 2010.
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A good match: The lovebirds at the Gucci And GQ Celebrate Men Of The Year event in LA in early December
Read more:
- Sofía Vergara and Joe Manganiello Are Engaged! | E! Online UK
- Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello engaged | Page Six
- Sofia Vergara’s Ex-Fiance Nick Loeb Speaks Out — Nick Gives His Well Wishes - Hollywood Life
Sofia Vergara flashes diamond ring on vacation with boyfriend Joe Manganiello | Daily Mail Online
I thought she was dating him to make the ex jealous. Could a Blind Item be wrong? gasp. I like them as a couple. She is so over the top and doesn't give a crap what people thinks and he is just hot. I also think she's funny as heck.
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