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    Quote Originally Posted by czb View Post
    ^^^ they can do genetic testing on the parents. or they can do pgd on the embryo. they can test for a whole battery of things like CF, MS, etc. but certainly not everything.
    Interesting. I had no idea. We did the genetic testing after the fact

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    we did our bloodwork before we did IVF. just for things like CF and tay-sachs. no pgd, though. my info is probably outdated - most likely, sluce knows more ....

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    I can't be the only one who thought, "He's gonna fuck em".
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    Joe Francis Is Going To Be A Father To Twin Girls


    April 10, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K 265



    And leave it to Litibu the sea lion to make a “Nope, get me the fuck offa this planet” face, so you don’t have to.


    While supervising their hos on the ho stroll, Joe Francis and Pimp Mama Kris probably find a little time to talk about the pimp life and share pimp tips with one another, so I’m sure she told him that what he really needs to do is grow his only little stable of moneymakers. Joe took her advice and now a pair of fetuses gone wild are growing in his girlfriend’s womb. The douche creature that mutated out of an Ed Hardy t-shirt after Terry Richardson dropped his load on it tells UsWeekly that there’s an IVF doctor out there who must really hate babies, because they implanted fertilized eggs into his girlfriend’s body. Abbey Wilson says they went with IVF, because they want “healthy” girls and mostly because her ovary eggs kept spitting out every Joe Francis jizz fish that tried to get in.


    “We both wanted girls and we wanted them to be healthy and free of genetic diseases so we chose to do IVF. I have always heard women say you just know when you are pregnant and I totally understand that now. Your body, smell, sensitivity and cravings all change and mine did from day one. I found out shortly after a blood test confirmed the results and called Joe immediately, we were both screaming and so loud with excitement from each end of the phone!”


    What Abbey Wilson really wanted is to give birth to two bags of concrete who will cement her place in gold digger history and set her up for the rest of her life. Joe Francis also spit up a verbal cum ball of hilariousness that is Katherine Heigl levels of delusion.


    “We chose to have girls. I believe people will finally understand my love, respect and admiration for women. I love girls.”


    So when Joe Francis bashed a woman’s head into the floor and punched Jayde Nicole in the face, he was just showing them how much he loved, respected and admired them? “Makes sense,” said Chris Brown somewhere. I don’t even know how you can “choose” the sex of your babies. I’m taking that to mean that if Abbey was knocked up with boys, that punchable skid mark would’ve made her get an abortion and try again until girls grew in her womb. Joe Francis truly is an underappreciated admirer and champion of girls.


    UPDATE: Apparently, “gender selection” is a thing that exists.


    Pic: Instagram


    Tags: CPS Is On Line One, Joe Francis

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    Everything about this is just wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    I can't be the only one who thought, "He's gonna fuck em".
    It's sad I thought the same thing, but not physically fucked so much as mentally fucked, but scared now it's going to be both. I hope CPS is paying attention.

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    He's gross. She's an idiot.

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    So does this mean they get pulled out during the C Section flashing their boobs?
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    I can only hope that woman has a mean father and 6 brothers that are armed and dangerous. Stark fear is about the only thing this jerk will understand.
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    So I wonder if this will change him and he'll be less douchey? Or will he be pimp daddy from hell as soon as these girls are old enough to pimp out?

    I'll bet that baby mama was much prettier pre-facial-PS. Obvious nose and chin job. Who knows what else. He looks like he's had work too, so I'm curious what these genetically modified experiments will look like.

    PS (and completely unnecessary PS at that, not merely fighting aging) has become so rampant with the famous that I'm always curious to see how kids turn out.
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    ^it looks like her celebrity inspiration was reese witherspoon.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Christ he's one fugly looking specimen, no wonder her eggs recoiled in revulsion.
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    I saw these two on Couples Therapy, OMG they are vile. She has massive eating disorders, he never let her speak, always talking over her. Why did he only want girls? The whole thing is creepy as hell.

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    Since he likes to beat women, I keep thinking that she will piss him off, then he will punch her in the gut and make her miscarry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    Interesting. I had no idea. We did the genetic testing after the fact
    With pgd they can check for certain genetic trisomies etc. There is always the risk of anatomical problems though, but they can tell a lot.

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