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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    Nah, they will have a TLC film crew on hand for Jill giving birth. That is totally "Very Special Episode" worthy.
    AKA a vaginally special episode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Looking for the positive... At least she's getting to fuck now.
    Look on the bright side of life... but then to be a Debbie Downer, do you really think she's getting her's, really!?!??!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    Look on the bright side of life... but then to be a Debbie Downer, do you really think she's getting her's, really!?!??!?
    Of course not. That would be an affront to God and whorish behaviour. She probably just lies there thinking about how many baybeez she has to squirt out before she qualifies for her own spin off show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Looking for the positive... At least she's getting to fuck now.
    yeah, another fundie virgin.
    i'd rather fuck myself. literally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    Look on the bright side of life... but then to be a Debbie Downer, do you really think she's getting her's, really!?!??!?
    On the bright side, she now gets to do her own grocery shopping.

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    You know good Christian wives only buy Persian cucumbers, or pre-sliced.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    Look on the bright side of life... but then to be a Debbie Downer, do you really think she's getting her's, really!?!??!?
    This is something I always have wondered about these fundies who promote "purity" -- does a girl even know how to make or "get hers" on her own? If the guy also holds to that, does he know how to do/what to do so she gets hers? And if the guy is awful in bed, is she comfortable enough to "relate to herself" while in the act as Sherman Klump's grandmother might say?
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    I honestly think that the woman's pleasure is only important in that if it's completely miserable for her she's less likely to want to engage in the babymaking behavior. I hope I'm wrong.

    But another thought is that as far as she knows (or ever will) he's the greatest lover on the planet and what she's getting to do with him is the end all-be all, even if it's not resulting in a mind-blowing orgasm and would put most of us to sleep.

    I think pushing out babies is how Ma Duggar gets her mind-blowing O's.
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    Jill (Duggar) Dillard and Husband Derick Welcome First Child


    Derick, Israel David and Jill Dillard
    Dillard family / The Duggar Family

    By Amanda Michelle Steiner
    @amandamichl 04/07/2015 AT 12:35 PM EDT

    First comes love, then comes marriage ...

    Not one year after being the first of the Duggar girls to tie the knot, Jill and husband Derick Dillard welcomed baby Israel David on April 6.

    Weighing in at 9 lbs., 10 oz., Jill and Derick's first child arrived at 11:49 p.m. Monday night.

    Although the new parents had planned for a home birth, baby Israel was born in a hospital. According to the Dillards, mom and baby are both doing well.

    "We are so thankful for a healthy Mom and baby!" wrote Jill's parents on their official Facebook page. "Love this sweet baby Israel! We are happy grandparents and we promise more pictures soon!"

    Israel was born past his due date, but the 19 Kids and Counting star was "planning on [him] coming late," she previously revealed to PEOPLE "No big deal," said Jill.

    A student midwife, Jill had set two due dates for herself March 24 and April 5. "I have told myself, 'First-time moms often go a week and a half over, so don't get discouraged,' " she told PEOPLE one day prior to Israel's first due date, adding that she has told herself that from the beginning. "When everyone else is asking you, 'When are you going to have that baby?' The baby will come when the baby comes."

    Jill has been open about her pregnancy every step of the way, sharing photos of her ever-growing baby bump at each stage. As recently as April 4, Derick shared a photo of his wife's baby bump at 41 weeks and 4 days!

    The arrival of Israel will air on TLC on May 5 in advance of Mother's Day.

    Jill and Derick officially began courting in November 2013, after Duggar patriarch Jim Bob, 49, remotely introduced the couple. At the time of their first conversation, Derick had been doing missionary work in Japan; the two later met in Nepal.

    Derick proposed in April 2014, and the rest is history.

    Congratulations to the happy couple!

    Jill (Duggar) Dillard and Husband Derick Welcome First Child - Babies, 19 Kids and Counting, People Picks, TV News, Derick Dillard, Jill Duggar, The Duggars : People.com
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    Aaron Rodgers really takes a slide on the hotness scale during the off season
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    These fertile dolts really piss me the hell off right now.

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    Is this the slutty one?



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    Is that one Jessa? The pretty one?
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    Her monogrammed headband cracks me up, every time I see it.
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    Jessa is the slut that likes sex.

    Israel? Fucking really? Tools. She will be preggo again in six months.
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