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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    ""As a new dad, to have a firstborn son to be our first child and be the leader of his siblings, it is very special," he said."

    Leader? And I loathe people who feel that the eldest child should be a boy.
    It's because any girls will be too busy diapering, educating, and indoctrinating all the other sprogs. How can they be expected to have time for leadership on top of all that??

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    So they married 16 weeks ago (June 21) and she's 18 weeks pregnant?

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    I knew the dirty whore definitely fucked him before the wedding night.

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    I hope they have nothing but boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charmed Hour View Post
    So they married 16 weeks ago (June 21) and she's 18 weeks pregnant?
    The count of the weeks of pregnancy begins from the date of the last period; so, if her LMP was 2 weeks before the wedding, that's why she is 18 weeks gestational age even though she got married 16 weeks ago. A term pregnancy is 40 weeks, which works out to more than 9 months.

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    You're no fun.
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    Damn me and my trying to be logical!
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    There was lots of talk earlier in the thread about the timing of her pregnancy. She announced it 30 days after the wedding.

    Quote Originally Posted by JadeStar70 View Post

    Jill married Derick on June 21, and revealed her pregnancy to PEOPLE weeks afterward.

    "I was praying for a big, healthy baby," says Derick about the night before their ultrasound appointment. "And Jill added, 'Just healthy, healthy.' "

    "We could have a giant," explains Jill. "I called Derick's mom and she was telling me that when Derick was born, he didn't fit into the newborn clothes and his shoes were a size two."
    Let the cover story begin. He'll be "early" but big cuz he comes from a giant and all.
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    The dumb little twat probably deliberately scheduled her wedding to coincide with her ovulation day(s).

    It'd be nice to think she sampled the goods prior to, but I'm sure that family had her surrounded by cock-blockers on all sides until she walked down the aisle.
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    Tonight I watched a mini-marathon so you don't have to.

    Oddly enough, it featured handcuffs, a child's playground, making PB&Js, Anna's home births, and pizzas almost bigger than your car hood. And a 5K done in shorts as opposed to pants and jeans, like an earlier season episode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moongirl View Post
    The count of the weeks of pregnancy begins from the date of the last period; so, if her LMP was 2 weeks before the wedding, that's why she is 18 weeks gestational age even though she got married 16 weeks ago. A term pregnancy is 40 weeks, which works out to more than 9 months.
    Party pooper!

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    Even if she was knocked up when she married we will never know. She will do a home birth with her midwife sister. We will see photos when they decide to announce the birth. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Even if she was knocked up when she married we will never know. She will do a home birth with her midwife sister. We will see photos when they decide to announce the birth. LOL
    Nah, they will have a TLC film crew on hand for Jill giving birth. That is totally "Very Special Episode" worthy.

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    I can't stand these people. My daughter is so funny if we're ever watching TLC and their show is on next she shrieks and flies to get to the remote. They totally creep her out.

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    Looking for the positive... At least she's getting to fuck now.
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