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    ^^LOL Last night I actually thought about how she was getting her first kiss, and losing her virginity, all in the same night.
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    She's a woman of the world now.

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    Well, good for them. No wonder it was a quick courtship and an even quicker marriage. They wanted to be able to actually touch each other.

    Hey, if you want to remain a virgin, go for it. I just don't think kissing is necessarily going to make you "struggle with temptation". Once you reach a certain age, there's temptation whether you kiss and hold hands or not. It's biology.
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    I have to stop thinking about his sex face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    ^^LOL Last night I actually thought about how she was getting her first kiss, and losing her virginity, all in the same night.
    Yep. Right about now they are both thinking how horrible it was, and thinking that's all their is to it. When I think about how horrible we all are at kissing and screwing when we first did it...they've got to be pretty disappointed right now.

    LMAO.

    Wonder if both sets of parents demanded to see the bed sheets in the morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by exippy View Post
    I have to stop thinking about his sex face.
    That isn't his sex face??

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    Quote Originally Posted by spinmonkey View Post
    I like the dress. The registry stuff has got to be a new trend. My youngest son attended a wedding today where they had stuff like candy and and snacks on theirs. Kids are so dang broke these days they're asking for groceries Guy in 3rd pic with glasses has a nice butt

    So, you noticed that too, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by exippy View Post
    I have to stop thinking about his sex face.
    Quote Originally Posted by PecanPie View Post
    That isn't his sex face??
    You beat me to it!

    I hope it turns out well for her but I wonder if some of the Duggar girls will end up marrying just to get out of home.
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    ^^ I just assume that's why they will all marry. To escape that house, I'd marry the first man that walked in my general direction.


    Dillard also bears a resemblance to Johnny Knoxville had he been dropped on his head as baby and later punched in the mouth.

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    They'll end up marrying just to be able to fuck! They probably aren't even allowed to touch themselves in that house. Aren't they not even allowed to go to the bathroom or bathe/shower without another person present?
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    In this day and age virginity is rather sweet...but gee..even Laura Ingalls kissed her boyfriend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    ^^LOL Last night I actually thought about how she was getting her first kiss, and losing her virginity, all in the same night.
    I bet Jim Bob gave plenty of thought to it, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post
    Who the hell registers for cereal? Really?
    doomsday preppers?

    it's expensive stocking up to survive the "end of the world" - i.e. when hillary gets elected.
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    I love her dress and I love his vintage truck.
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    I guess when you can't kiss and are only allowed to hold hands, you hold hands like you are pulling somebody up from over the side of a cliff. In some other pictures I've seen of them, they had a serious grip on each other.

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