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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    Her monogrammed headband cracks me up, every time I see it.
    That's not very nice! It's a reminder for her parents (particularly her mother) who don't seem to know what their individual names are.
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    '19 Kids and Counting' Star Jill Duggar on Why She Had a C-Section'

    When Jill Duggar Dillard and her husband Derick Dillard announced their baby Israel David earlier this month, they explained that Jill had to give birth at the hospital instead of at home as previously planned. Now, the couple is opening up about why and that Jill had to have a C-section.
    Read: Jill Duggar Dillard and Derick Dillard Welcome a Son "She had labored for so long. There's no shame in that, there's no shame in not progressing, there's no shame in getting a C-section," Derick told People magazine.
    The People magazine cover says she labored for 70 hours and the C-section took place after doctors advised the couple to move along with the surgery. Israel David, their first child, weighed in at 9 pounds, 10 ounces and measured 23 inches long at the time of his birth April 6.
    "We told the doctor, 'Stitch me up really well,'" she said. "The doctor told me he has no doubt I'll be able to have a vaginal delivery the next time."

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    "There's no shame in that,"

    There's no shame in birth control.
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    Labored for 70 hours???? If I needed more proof of how crazy these people are, there it is.
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    I'm not buying that 70 hours bullshit. And the fact that dude needs to proclaim all loud and proud "there's no shame in it" means that yes (in their world) this is a failure of sorts.
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    It was God's will that she keep labouring and they have defied that. They shall face His wrath.
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    I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children...

    They really take this shit to heart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    I'm not buying that 70 hours bullshit. And the fact that dude needs to proclaim all loud and proud "there's no shame in it" means that yes (in their world) this is a failure of sorts.
    I am too. Allegedly she labored 20 hours at home, then 50 hours at the hospital. What gets me, is that there was meconium present. From everything I have read, and what people have told me, meconium is serious business. I can't imagine a doctor letting her labor that long, with that thrown in the mix.
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    Well, at least by having a c-section, her twat should still be nice and tight

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    i hope she needs a c-section for every pregnancy and has to stop breeding after 3 kids and gets to experience what a normal sized family is where you don't have to raise your daughters to be their siblings' de facto mothers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post

    I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children...



    They really take this shit to heart.
    "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." Psalm 137:9

    Not particularly relevant. I just wanted to get in on the scripture quoting.
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    Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces.
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    If she really was in labour that long and there was no fetal distress, that kid REALLY didn't want to come out and meet his crazy family.

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    9lb, 10 oz. I would have kept my legs tightly together, and demanded they cut it out!
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    Well if she ends up being anything like her Mother, in a few years the doctors can just do this:

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