Jessica Simpson sings the National Anthem in DC, gets bashed by kids, Washington Post - Page 4

sputnik · July 6th, 2009, 08:14 PM

^^^
i don't know why nicole's freaking out. no one is calling messica fat, just trashy and in dire need of a stylist who knows how to dress her in a way that flatters her body. does no one read anymore?

NicoleWasHere · July 6th, 2009, 08:17 PM

Erm, yeah. I did read, but apparently you didn't, since you seem to think I'm freaking out for no God damn reason. We're not the only place criticizing, I'm sure. And we've seen her with the same body shape in the past, and people freaked out about how fat she looked then.

Does this ring a bell? Anyone? Jessica got ripped the fuck APART here for this. I seem to recall her being called FAT when these photos surfaced.

sputnik · July 6th, 2009, 08:24 PM

^^^^
the outfit is so bad it does make her look fat, or at least way fatter than she is. because she's a tard who can't dress well to save her life.
seriously, who the hell wears pants that make their stomach look bigger than their ass?

NicoleWasHere · July 6th, 2009, 08:31 PM

It doesn't make her stomach look bigger than her ass. Are you kidding? It's not a flattering outfit, but it makes her look far from fat.

Beeyotch · July 6th, 2009, 08:32 PM

That horrible mom jeans outfit does make her look fat, sorry Nicole.

NicoleWasHere · July 6th, 2009, 08:45 PM

Ok, so then the rest of America's women are fat too, then. Sorry.

Cali · July 6th, 2009, 08:46 PM

I don't think anyone called her fat. We were all mocking her for dressing horribly for her body type, for making crazy faces while 'singing', for wearing a ridiculously inappropriate outfit for a golf tournament, getting bashed by kids and the Washington Post alike, and for being generally lame and desperate.

sputnik · July 6th, 2009, 08:50 PM

^^^
i guess our subtlety is lost on some.

Beeyotch · July 6th, 2009, 08:56 PM

I think someone else said it upthread or in another thread and I've said it before too: Fat by Hollywood standards, normal by regular people standards. I use two different metrics because these celebs trade on their looks and build careers on them. So I don't think normal people should take it personally when we call celebs--especially tabloid attention whores like Jessica--fat or ugly, etc.

NicoleWasHere · July 6th, 2009, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sputnik

^^^
i guess our subtlety is lost on some.

You just love to take advantage of a moment where you can insult me, don't you?

Subtlety wasn't lost on me this time, apparently. Whatever, your posts aren't worth reading anymore, welcome to ignore

powerorchid · July 7th, 2009, 07:42 AM

i think she has a nice body but needs a stylist, she constantly picks clothes that don't suit her body shape.

cmmdee · July 7th, 2009, 12:03 PM

That outfit made her look frumpy. It wasn't flattering at all to her. Plus those jeans are ass.

I do think she's a pretty woman, however, as stated above, she dresses quite badly. Needs to stop hanging out with Ken Paves.

TheONe · July 7th, 2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere

Erm, yeah. I did read, but apparently you didn't, since you seem to think I'm freaking out for no God damn reason. We're not the only place criticizing, I'm sure. And we've seen her with the same body shape in the past, and people freaked out about how fat she looked then.

Does this ring a bell? Anyone? Jessica got ripped the fuck APART here for this. I seem to recall her being called FAT when these photos surfaced.

Generally I think that Jessica has a FANTASTIC body! I like the way that she is put together BUT in this picture she is fat....she has lost a few pounds since then. And to be honest with you most American women are overweight...I think that average size is a 14 here.

Novice · July 7th, 2009, 03:04 PM

^^ I'm not sure if she lost some or just stopped wearing belts that did her no favours....

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Originally Posted by nancydrew

Its like shes purposely drawing attention to her chunk now, I dont get it.

Because not everyone thing that skinny is cute... see

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Originally Posted by TheONe

Dumpy??? No way...that's a womanly figure...not fat..just curvy where you are supposed to be! Boobs/bum=YUM

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Originally Posted by Laxmobster

I only wish he had picked up Chestica so I could get some dirt for you guys!

You're going to have to work on him with that one! I want dirt!!! Cynic has tempted me over to the darkside! Go Jessica!

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Originally Posted by kingcap72

I know. It's nice, right?

*Snort*

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Originally Posted by sputnik

^^^
i don't know why nicole's freaking out. no one is calling messica fat, just trashy and in dire need of a stylist who knows how to dress her in a way that flatters her body. does no one read anymore?

Apparently not.

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Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere

You just love to take advantage of a moment where you can insult me, don't you?

Subtlety wasn't lost on me this time, apparently. Whatever, your posts aren't worth reading anymore, welcome to ignore

Wow! You must have to spend SO much time online Sput, do you actually get time to do anything else? So many oportunities, so little time... and welcome to the club, obviously its not that select if I'm in it! LOL!

burnt_toast · July 7th, 2009, 03:12 PM

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ahahahahahaha ... HAHAHAHAHA