Jessica Simpson sings the National Anthem in DC, gets bashed by kids, Washington Post

[A*O]

She's not fat at all - but the dress makes her look about 4 sizes bigger than she really is and accentuates her junk (a useful fashion tip for anyone who might be considering ass implants).

[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by msdeb

aw look, we're bonding already, and football season hasnt even started.

I know. It's nice, right?

[Beeyotch]

Heeheehee! ^^^Is that Romo crying on the field like a little girl????

[kingcap72]

^^Yup. That's Romo, the crying QB.

[msdeb]

i LOVE that pic!

[Sweetie]

Originally Posted by Kittylady

Horizontal stripes on a fuller figure. Not good.

OMG. That says it all....I don't even have to read any of the other comments.

[Voodoo Child]

I will give her one thing, she has always had great boobs.

[75Sasha]

Originally Posted by Voodoo Child

I will give her one thing, she has always had great boobs.

Really?

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/us...007/jess22.jpg

[msdeb]

Originally Posted by 75Sasha

Really?

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/us...007/jess22.jpg

[Karistiona]

Stupid dress aside she looks hot in these pics! I'd love a body like hers.

[75Sasha]

So I finally got around to reading the JS Vanity Fair article:

"Simpson’s father (Joe) and mother (Tina) married young—20, 18. He was a Baptist minister, one of those regular Elmer Gantry types. Some of Jessica’s first memories are of sitting in the pews, listening to Joe Simpson preach. “He was amazing,” she told me. “If I’m going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers.” Jessica was born in 1980 in Abilene, Texas. Her sister was born four years later. By the time Jessica was 10, the family had moved at least a half-dozen times, the minister forever in search of a ministry. It’s a righteous calling, but a hard life.
Jessica began singing on the altar, sunlight beaming through high windows, her first songs dedicated to the only Father that matters. Joe Simpson used to bring unwed mothers home to live, to counsel and feed, but also as a kind of visual warning to his daughters: Here is what comes from yielding to temptation! When Jessica was 12, Joe gave her a purity ring, on which she pledged to keep her virginity until its taking could be ordained by God (and aired on MTV)."


Is it that hard to find a ministry to lead? Or was he asked to leave? And bringing in unwed mothers to live?


"As Jessica’s gospel record was being produced, she toured on the Christian-rock circuit. This interlude is interesting mostly for why and how it ended, which, according to Joe Simpson, was because of those determining factors—her breasts—that made her too sexy for the circuit, causing the male parishioners to lust, distracting them from the divine. It’s part of the story the family (including Jessica) tells about Jessica. Too sexy for church, thus forced from the world of Hallelujah to the world of Yeah, Yeah, Yeah."

"Jessica’s second album, Irresistible, was released in June of 2001. Following 9/11, Sony refused to promote a third single, which Joe Simpson believed critical for his daughter’s prospects—she needed a hit. Speaking to Rolling Stone in 2004, he said, “When those planes crashed into those buildings, it nearly demolished our career.” I quote this not only because it’s nuts, but because of the chilling use of the first-person plural: “our career.”"

"In the wedding video (the ceremony was photographed and filmed by InStyle), Joe Simpson looks pained. This was not the plan. First, there was the matter of control. As it says in the Bible in re marriage and parents: leave and cleave. Then there was Jessica as a pop commodity, with no small value as an object of sexual fantasy, a value, as any manager of talent can tell you, that diminishes if said commodity is married. This is not how Joe Simpson phrased it. He spoke instead of his own early marriage and of not wanting his daughter to make the same mistake, but I think he scowls in the pictures—in part, anyway—for the same reason Brian Epstein told the Beatles to date around and be free."

"Locals now speak of a Jessica Jinx, and her presence at games is noted and figured into the odds made by bookmakers in Vegas. Even George Bush, a Cowboys fan, blamed Simpson, though she had publicly endorsed his presidency. During a post–Super Bowl visit the Giants made to the White House last April, Bush suggested the Republican Party find a way to get Jessica Simpson to the Democratic convention. (Simpson has since taken a political U-turn: “I think it’s definitely time for change,” she said. “And I am very supportive of our president, and I believe that he’s going to do remarkable things.”)"

The Jessica Simpson Question | vanityfair.com

[Laurent]

Jessica is in dire need of a stylist. I think either she or her mother chooses this shit for her and neither one of them know what the fuck they're doing. That dress should be burned so it can't inflict itself on anyone else.

[Jaguar]

Wow, I didn't realize she had a lift done.

Now she has those circular unrealistic looking ones just like all the other Hollywood bimbos.

[NicoleWasHere]

Sorry, but SINCE WHEN is this FAT??



That's fat? Really? Hell, let me wish to be fat, then. :/ She COULD look like this, you guys...



I'm not one to defend Jessica Simpson, but sheesh. People complain about every woman in Hollyweird being way too skinny, looking too orange and unhealthy... And then Jessica Simpson actually does look healthy, and then it's called beng fat.

No, the dress isn't all that attractive, it needs to be a solid color, but damn, man! My underweight ass would kill to have a body like hers.

If she's fat, then half of this board must be fat too, because I seem to recall her body type being average... Not fat... Sorry, but this criticism of Simpson doesn't really fly with me. I can't put her down for looking like the average woman. Sorry. I can put her down for being a dumbass, but not for her body that actually has something called shape.

You can call me jealous if you want, but I'm not. Just a bit appaled.

So let's go over body sizes again....
Fat,


Average,

And Hollywood,



Rant over...

[MsChiff]

Good post, I enjoyed that! ^ and couldn't agree more.