December 17th, 2007, 02:51 PM
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Only dumb bitches who don't know SHIT about sports wear pink jerseys. As soon as they showed that she was there, I knew they were going to lose. Simple as that. And every sports caster inthe country is saying the same.
Romo needs to get his fucking head out of her vagina and fucking PLAY FUCKING FOOTBALL. Get laid in the offseason, buddy
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WORD and thank you! Fucking skank ain't that great anyway Romo, you could do better for fucks sake.
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December 17th, 2007, 03:07 PM
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When the camera showed her the first time, I couldn't stop laughing. I was like what the hell is Jessica Simpson doing at a football game? She thought buffalo wings were made out of real buffalo, so she probably though the endzone meant the end of the game.
And what made it even worse was that the announcers started talking about her as if she was as important as the game.
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If you watched the wrap up and recap on Fox, Jimmy Johnson, I think, was doing the quick overviews of each game and when Messica popped up he said something along the lines of there is Jessica Simpson and why is she even there and why is the camera on her.
Skanks are messing up football for all of us. Underwood, Kardashian, and now Chesticle.
As for pink jerseys, back off! I think they are cute novelties. Jessica could have been in a mint condition throwback and she would still have looked like a moron!
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December 17th, 2007, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Lily
You...WANT one? It seems after banging her a billion times guys start to slowly realize they can't hold an actual conversation with her since she has no brain.
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Why would I want to talk to her?
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Do you even watch football? He can't play. Neither could Joe Montana.
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Do you even read? That IS what I said.....
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Besides, she has John Mayer pee all over her. Blech.
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Now that's a lie.....she peed on him after asking him where the "john" was and he put his hand up.....so there.....
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December 17th, 2007, 03:10 PM
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Do you even read? That IS what I said.....
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I tend to read comments from those who have proven to: a. have some working knowledge of the subject at hand and/or b. have something worthwhile to say based on the "a".
Skipped right over you, except for the comment quoted. I think continuing that trend is in order. 
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December 17th, 2007, 03:19 PM
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It's not her fault he can't play ball. She's pretty and I want one..... |
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Do you even watch football? He can't play. Neither could Joe Montana.
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That IS what I said .....
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Yup. That's what you said.
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December 17th, 2007, 03:23 PM
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She is truely pathetic!!
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December 17th, 2007, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by RevellingInSane
I tend to read comments from those who have proven to: a. have some working knowledge of the subject at hand and/or b. have something worthwhile to say based on the "a".
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Ignore is a nice feature.....it could save us both a lot of problems....
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December 17th, 2007, 03:55 PM
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Yup. That's what you said.
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Joe Montana is soooooo 90's.......but then, I'm a dumbass...
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December 17th, 2007, 05:49 PM
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Ignore is a nice feature.....it could save us both a lot of problems....
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Yes, it will. Sarcasm appears to fly over the heads of many, which is quite the shame. Oh, and Monty is 80s.
It would be easier to instruct an anchor in swimming class.
Now, for those who know more than Jessica about football....
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December 17th, 2007, 05:51 PM
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Why would I want to talk to her?
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Because at some point you'll get tired of bangin' her.
I guess it's just a silly notion, that some guys want girls who have vocabularies as big as their knockers.
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December 17th, 2007, 07:26 PM
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For some strange reason, my urges hesitate when I imagine banging Jessica. She seems tooooo manly. Like papa Simpson in a wig. I don't hesitate with Ashlee though, even if she's pretty dumb herself, but dumb in a cute way. While Jessica just seems plain dumb to the point where she'd turn me dumb, too.
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December 18th, 2007, 12:42 AM
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Well, I know absolutely nothing about football, but I know she's no tight end.... thanks to Papa Joe.
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December 18th, 2007, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by RevellingInSane
If you watched the wrap up and recap on Fox, Jimmy Johnson, I think, was doing the quick overviews of each game and when Messica popped up he said something along the lines of there is Jessica Simpson and why is she even there and why is the camera on her.
Skanks are messing up football for all of us. Underwood, Kardashian, and now Chesticle.
As for pink jerseys, back off! I think they are cute novelties. Jessica could have been in a mint condition throwback and she would still have looked like a moron!
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Something you and Jessica Simpson have in common. That should help you sleep at night, RIS. 
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December 18th, 2007, 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by cynic
It's not her fault he can't play ball. She's pretty and I want one.....
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Originally Posted by RevellingInSane
Do you even watch football? He can't play. Neither could Joe Montana.
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That IS what I said .....
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Yup. That's what you said.
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Wow, REVELLINGINSANE REALLY can't read.
LOL!
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December 18th, 2007, 02:59 AM
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On an entirely irrelevant note, she actually looks pretty in these pictures.
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I agree.
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