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    Eric is definitely better looking than Dean McDermott.

    And probably slightly less useless, but who can really tell? At least Jess and Eric support themselves.

    Though I know sometimes these things (like gestational diabetes and edema and gaining shitloads of weight) happen to women... Nothing will convince me that Jessica is not one of those who use pregnancy as an excuse to take a "time out" from eating right and exercising and taking care of herself and this is why she looks like she's 100# heavier and carrying triplets every single time she goes through this.

    Give it a couple years and she'll be crazy bodybuilder lean and running around with eyes like a crackhead.
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    She always looks incredibly miserable, but it's not just her size. It's her shapeless hair and ugly clothes. You can be as big as a house and be at your wits end with your pregnancy and not look completely shabby. I've seen it done many a time.

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    It's amazing how even her lips have swollen like a baboon's arse. Damn those pregnancy hormones!
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    She’s got the Markle belly clutching down to a tee.
    She has piled on a LOT of weight and it’s not just hormones. She’s “let herself go” as my mother would say and that’s fine but it will be a bastard to shift after the baby arrives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by o0Amber0o View Post
    I see she had a baby shower today so she must have a month or two left right?? I've been whining about my achy swollen hands and feet but I've got nothing on that poor girl.
    It can't be a couple of months, she looks tortured. I do feel badly for her, for realz.
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    Damn!! Well guess we know she isn’t giving birth to a Beyonce pillow. Jessica, Kim Kardashian and Bryce Dallas Howard have the worst luck when it comes to being pregnant all-over. Looks so uncomfortable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    ^ All she has to do is take out the extensions!

    At least she is genuinely pregnant and hasn't ordered a Hollywood special.
    I honestly think she should take out the extensions and cut them into a million pieces so no one else will ever be able to wear them. They're the worst.
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    Can she not close her mouth? She's mouth-breathing in every pic


    Quote Originally Posted by azoria View Post
    Poor Jessica, she always swells up everywhere. Looking about to pop, 19 January 2019. Is this the third kid?
















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    https://www.celebitchy.com/606884/je...irdie_johnson/

    she just had her baby shower. it seems as though they're naming the baby birdie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity View Post
    It's amazing how even her lips have swollen like a baboon's arse. Damn those pregnancy hormones!
    The lips look damn near as uncomfortable and painful as the rest of her. Just..why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by holly View Post
    Can she not close her mouth? She's mouth-breathing in every pic
    She’s probably breathing hard, and almost out of breath.
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    BTW I think that handbag is the ugliest mofo I’ve ever seen. Ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    https://www.celebitchy.com/606884/je...irdie_johnson/

    she just had her baby shower. it seems as though they're naming the baby birdie.

    I just can’t. I loath the lazy “writers” over there.

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    Is she consuming a shitload of food with high amounts of sodium or something? That swelling looks uncomfy. Oh, and I find it interesting she's doing the Meghan Markle belly bump pose for the paps.

    Note - I bought a suitcase on sale with the inlaws last December. It was after a champagne brunch. Came home to find out it's one of Jessica Simpson's. I still like it. Good thing her name isn't too captain obvious on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs P View Post
    Is she consuming a shitload of food with high amounts of sodium or something? That swelling looks uncomfy. Oh, and I find it interesting she's doing the Meghan Markle belly bump pose for the paps.
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    In addition, pregnant women with gestational diabetes have an increased risk of developing high blood pressure and pre-eclampsia (a pregnancy condition characterised by high blood pressure, protein in the urine and swelling of the hands, feet and face). This can be dangerous for both the mother and the unborn baby.
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