Jessica Simpson hospitalized

**southernbelle** · April 1st, 2008, 11:57 PM

I might be mistaken, but I could have sworn this isn't the first time she's gone off the radar for a few days and then claimed to have been in the hospital for a kidney infection.

**MsDark** · April 2nd, 2008, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by kingcap72

When I first saw the title I thought maybe her tits exploded or something fun like that.

GMTA. I wonder how her tits...er...kidneys are gonna look when she gets out.

**kingcap72** · April 2nd, 2008, 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

GMTA. I wonder how her tits...er...kidneys are gonna look when she gets out.

Her tits..I mean kidneys will probably be really perky and twice their size.

**Drea** · April 2nd, 2008, 05:45 AM

I just had to say-I've had kidney infections before, and I wasn't admitted to the hospital. I was relegated to bed rest for a few days. Must be nice to be able to dish out thousands of dollars because of a "kidney infection" to sit in a hospital and be waited on hand and foot. I hate spoiled people.

*rolls eyes*

**ingi** · April 18th, 2008, 08:39 PM

Friday, April 18th 2008
Jessica Simpson's Boozing Put Her In The Hospital

That's what Star Magazine claims. Remember when Jessica Simpson was in the hospital for a "kidney infection." Star reports that it was more than that. A source said that hardcore drinking with Tony Romo landed the twat in the hospital. Jessica tried to keep up with Romo and his friends, but she couldn't hang like that.
The source said her health issued were due to "drinking an obscene amount of alcohol." Lightweight! You are an embarrassment to this country if you have to go into the hospital for binge-drinking. That's what throwing up is for! Drop and reload.
This sourcie (Daisy) also claims Jessica asked for a pregnancy test, "She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unraveling."
Wait.....maybe she's the ONE that pregnant! I saw this on Desperate Housewives. Asshole Simpson is going to pretend she's knocked up, but Jessica is carrying the baby. If Asshole's baby comes out with a frog mouth, we'll know the truth. Jessica Simpson's Boozing Put Her In The Hospital | Dlisted

**southernbelle** · April 18th, 2008, 08:41 PM

Her dog always looks so filthy, unkempt, and miserable. I feel sorry for it.

**MillionDollarBaby** · April 19th, 2008, 01:18 AM

^^ITA about the dog
also a co worker of mine was hospitalized for kidney infection ..he was a coke addict & general party animal about the same age as jessica

**sweetness** · April 19th, 2008, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

One of my sisters had the same condition, sweetness. She had bed-wetting problems until she was around 10/11 because of it. It was gross and I really thought she was being plain lazy and disgusting (in my defense, she was and is also a slob) until she got diagnosed by a urologist. That would suck.

Oh, I know that must've been hard on your sister.

I was about 6 or 7 when I got it resolved, but before it was diagnosed I remember my mom thinking I was being lazy. Can't say I blame her for being aggravated with all the extra laundry she had to do.

The most embarrasing experience was in ballet class. Had this really mean, strict instructor who would not allow bathroom breaks during class. I wasn't about to raise my hand to tell her I needed to go for the fear of being chastised, but then it just started coming out and I peed right there in her precious floor. Wet my whole leotard and everything. Guess I showed her!