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Thread: Jessica Simpson is Esquire's 75th Anniversary cover girl

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    What the FUCK? This cover is horrible..

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    ^^ it most certainly is. It wasn't what I was expecting that is for sure.
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    That's awful. I thought it was a joke at first.

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    Why would she want to remind anyone of how manly she is?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    Regardless of the fact that the cover has been done, and done better, why the hell would they choose Jessica Simpson, of all people, for the 75th anniversary cover?

    Was every other celebrity busy that day? That's the only acceptable explaination.

    Cause she paid them, that's why.

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    My God thats scary. And hilarious!

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    That's hilariously awful. What the hell did she do to her chin and nose; it's like she keeps getting work on the tip but none on the bridge and her chin is masculine.

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    Wow, she sucks.

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    Jessica does the Dallas Cowboys, and proves that she doesn't swallow on Sunday's.


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    I love how they airbrushed the knees off of the Danity Kane girls. I guess knees must be so awful to look at! How retarded.

    Sorry, I don't see what's sexy about a woman "shaving" her face. Uh, no.

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    Jessica looks manly in this shot because of her shoulders, I think. They're bulky-looking, and I don't know why they didn't photoshop them to look thinner. She's not fat, but whatever weight she does carry makes her look stumpy in photos. And without the foam on her face it would be worse--it's that butt chin that also adds to her masculinity.

    Overall, I think it's been drugs (steroids to lose weight?) and plastic surgery along with a bit of weight gain that has her looking so manly.

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    stupid ass pic and why pick jessica simpson ,cas shes in the tabloids

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    Look at all those Louy's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    Why would she want to remind anyone of how manly she is?
    She's too dumb too realize Esquire was having a little fun with her "masculine attributes."

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    Here is a pic from inside



    That cover is just awful

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