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    Not to defend her, but being very pregnant is hard

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    She looks like a tussauds was figure

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    I hope she has to give birth through her butt.

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    I can totally understand why she would be cranky, you gain 30-50 lbs, can't see your feet or shave your woohoo, the smell of everything makes you want to puke, your feet have grown a size and you've shoved them into heels despite their size and all you want to do is take a bath and lay in bed in fresh warm robe. Yep, easy recipe for misery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    She looks like a tussauds was figure
    Do you know, I went searching on the net for ages, and even went out and asked my folks, what a WAS figure was!!! I got frustrated in the end and came back to ask you and then I realised what you meant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WitchHazelEyed View Post
    Exactly what I was thinking....

    Ahhh, let the bitch allow her milk-laden, joy-knobs to swing free. Then we can all laugh at the stretch marks she'll have!
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    Quote Originally Posted by suede View Post
    I can totally understand why she would be cranky, you gain 30-50 lbs, can't see your feet or shave your woohoo, the smell of everything makes you want to puke, your feet have grown a size and you've shoved them into heels despite their size and all you want to do is take a bath and lay in bed in fresh warm robe. Yep, easy recipe for misery.

    How is it that one gains 30-50 lb when the baby only weighs 7-10lb, the afterbirth, up to 2lb? Not judging, just always curious about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    How is it that one gains 30-50 lb when the baby only weighs 7-10lb, the afterbirth, up to 2lb? Not judging, just always curious about that.
    This will answer that question!

    Weight Gain during Pregnancy : American Pregnancy Association
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    Yeah I understand not smiling, she's pregnant. Suede put it well.

    BUT does it look like she tried to contour her face with buttloads of makeup? If so, I find that funny.

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    She looks so pasty...

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    Face of thunder? lol, the thread title doesn't deliver; she always looks sour like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suede View Post
    4 lbs of maternal blood, wtf is maternal blood? *googling*
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    Baby blob...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ByRDi View Post
    Yeah I understand not smiling, she's pregnant. Suede put it well.

    BUT does it look like she tried to contour her face with buttloads of makeup? If so, I find that funny.
    I think she did. Her face does look funny. I suspect she's got the pregnant latina face going on. Probably another reason she feels so miserable! Oh Miseralba!!

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