Jessica Alba's face of thunder shows the strain of pregnancy

**d2791** · March 24th, 2008, 02:35 PM

Not to defend her, but being very pregnant is hard

**Bijoux** · March 24th, 2008, 05:00 PM

She looks like a tussauds was figure

**AliceInWonderland** · March 24th, 2008, 05:04 PM

**NicoleWasHere** · March 24th, 2008, 05:13 PM

I hope she has to give birth through her butt.

**suede** · March 24th, 2008, 05:15 PM

I can totally understand why she would be cranky, you gain 30-50 lbs, can't see your feet or shave your woohoo, the smell of everything makes you want to puke, your feet have grown a size and you've shoved them into heels despite their size and all you want to do is take a bath and lay in bed in fresh warm robe. Yep, easy recipe for misery.

**Eli** · March 24th, 2008, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by Bijoux

She looks like a tussauds was figure

Do you know, I went searching on the net for ages, and even went out and asked my folks, what a WAS figure was!!!

I got frustrated in the end and came back to ask you and then I realised what you meant!

**TonjaLasagna** · March 24th, 2008, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by WitchHazelEyed

Exactly what I was thinking....

Ahhh, let the bitch allow her milk-laden, joy-knobs to swing free. Then we can all laugh at the stretch marks she'll have!

**Dixie Normos** · March 24th, 2008, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by suede

I can totally understand why she would be cranky, you gain 30-50 lbs, can't see your feet or shave your woohoo, the smell of everything makes you want to puke, your feet have grown a size and you've shoved them into heels despite their size and all you want to do is take a bath and lay in bed in fresh warm robe. Yep, easy recipe for misery.

How is it that one gains 30-50 lb when the baby only weighs 7-10lb, the afterbirth, up to 2lb? Not judging, just always curious about that.

**suede** · March 24th, 2008, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Dixie Normos

How is it that one gains 30-50 lb when the baby only weighs 7-10lb, the afterbirth, up to 2lb? Not judging, just always curious about that.

This will answer that question!

Weight Gain during Pregnancy : American Pregnancy Association

**ByRDi** · March 24th, 2008, 05:55 PM

Yeah I understand not smiling, she's pregnant. Suede put it well.

BUT does it look like she tried to contour her face with buttloads of makeup? If so, I find that funny.

**Penny Lane** · March 24th, 2008, 05:55 PM

She looks so pasty...

**Ravenna** · March 24th, 2008, 06:03 PM

Face of thunder? lol, the thread title doesn't deliver; she always looks sour like that.

**Dixie Normos** · March 24th, 2008, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by suede

This will answer that question!

Weight Gain during Pregnancy : American Pregnancy Association

4 lbs of maternal blood, wtf is maternal blood? *googling*

**Penny Lane** · March 24th, 2008, 06:12 PM

Baby blob...

**Beeyotch** · March 24th, 2008, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by ByRDi

Yeah I understand not smiling, she's pregnant. Suede put it well.

BUT does it look like she tried to contour her face with buttloads of makeup? If so, I find that funny.

I think she did. Her face does look funny. I suspect she's got the pregnant latina face going on. Probably another reason she feels so miserable! Oh Miseralba!!